Today, I overheard a conversation between my boyfriend and his best friend about how to shave one's nuts completely. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. As I was about to give him head, I saw he had so much left over toilet paper stuck to his nuts. It kind of turned me off but I didn't want to say anything because he's one of the sweetest guys ever. After he nutted, he got up and there was toilet paper crumbs on his bed and ass. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Top comments
wickix 3
Not necessarily a bad thing...I'm not sure about Romania, but male grooming is usually considered a good thing in North America. I prefer my men manscaped! :)
hydef14 2
that's just plain good conversation!
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Comments (138)
massnerder420 4
So what? Shouldnt that sortve be a good thing for you? If I overheard that we'd all probably have a good laugh. Unless of course you guys are like 14. Then I could see how that could be a bad thing.
TexasCMoney 2
Get ready to suck on em... lol
MrleClochard 4
Now what's wrong with thát?
ptubbs 0
there just haven a normal man conversation
DevilPup0311 0
I fail to see how this is an FML. I shave my sack and shaft and trip my bush. My male friends and I are comfortable having conversations about angle of attack, technique, etc., when you grow up, you'll understand.
XxXPromiseXxX 0
Umm.....