By Layne - 07/05/2017 21:00 - Brazil

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Today, I had sex with a guy on the first date. I couldn’t wait, he was too gorgeous. The only problem was that when we finished, he announced that he had to fart and did so twice. Now I’m not so sure if I’ll see him again. FML
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HaroerHaktak 5
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I like how you're willing to give up a guy because he released a little gas. There are worse things in the world than that, and personally, if my partner let loose, I'd laugh at rate it.

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fancybest 14
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Who cares? These things happen. At least he told you he was going to.

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fancybest 14
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Who cares? These things happen. At least he told you he was going to.

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HaroerHaktak 5
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I like how you're willing to give up a guy because he released a little gas. There are worse things in the world than that, and personally, if my partner let loose, I'd laugh at rate it.

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HaroerHaktak 5
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OMG I just realized I made a mistake in my comment.. I said "I'd laugh at rate it" I meant, "I'd laugh AND rate it" I'm such a derp.

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sophiehelen 32
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I laugh now but I have to admit on a first date it would be a little off putting

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gotaplanstan 28
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Cuz the person has bodily functions? Scary thought I know. It's even worse when girls do it though, cuz it means they're not really girls. Cuz girls don't fart or poop.

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Kurliez408 32
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It's a natural occurrence. It was considerate of him to notify you, he was probably embarrassed. don't be so shallow op

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laurensaurus 15

Erm, why? Cos of course you've never farted in your life... Get over yourself and lighten up! ?

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Zebediabolical 39
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People fart. What's the problem? Oh, I got it. He announced only one of them.

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laowang 13
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Ahahahahaha, clever u are!

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Slackness 10
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LOL, my 1st wife used to go nuts if I farted, she claimed she had never farted. Just like she claimed to always remain faithful. Load of crap!!! *well that's only if you follow through!!

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SpaceToast 24
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How's this an FML? He's attractive AND he understands that passing gas through the rectum maintains a healthy and happy digestive system. You could learn a thing or two from this guy.

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Lalala579121 27
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So he's so good you'll give it up on the first date but farting of all things is a no-no? Wow.

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RichardPencil 30
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Do you think he'll reject you because you couldn't reply with a single fart after he released two?

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JadeMinu 10

I like this dude already lol

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Talented73 54
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Rectum? It damn near killed 'um!

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JadeMinu 10

Ba dum Tss!!!

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thunderniron 22
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At least he waited until after and he gave you warning. Chit, he's a keeper.

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