Intimacy: Today, I had sex with a guy on the first date. I couldn’t wait,...

By Layne - 07/05/2017 21:00 - Brazil

Today, I had sex with a guy on the first date. I couldn’t wait, he was too gorgeous. The only problem was that when we finished, he announced that he had to fart and did so twice. Now I’m not so sure if I’ll see him again. FML

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HaroerHaktak 5

Sunday 7 May 2017 21:07

I like how you're willing to give up a guy because he released a little gas. There are worse things in the world than that, and personally, if my partner let loose, I'd laugh at rate it.

fancybest 14

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Sunday 7 May 2017 21:04

Who cares? These things happen. At least he told you he was going to.

fancybest 14

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Sunday 7 May 2017 21:04

Who cares? These things happen. At least he told you he was going to.

HaroerHaktak 5

Sunday 7 May 2017 21:07

I like how you're willing to give up a guy because he released a little gas. There are worse things in the world than that, and personally, if my partner let loose, I'd laugh at rate it.

HaroerHaktak 5

Monday 8 May 2017 11:21

OMG I just realized I made a mistake in my comment.. I said "I'd laugh at rate it" I meant, "I'd laugh AND rate it" I'm such a derp.

sophiehelen 32

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Monday 8 May 2017 12:27

I laugh now but I have to admit on a first date it would be a little off putting

gotaplanstan 28

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Monday 15 May 2017 1:52

Cuz the person has bodily functions? Scary thought I know. It's even worse when girls do it though, cuz it means they're not really girls. Cuz girls don't fart or poop.

Kurliez408 32

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Sunday 7 May 2017 21:22

It's a natural occurrence. It was considerate of him to notify you, he was probably embarrassed. don't be so shallow op

laurensaurus 15

Sunday 7 May 2017 21:41

Erm, why? Cos of course you've never farted in your life... Get over yourself and lighten up! ?

Zebediabolical 39

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Sunday 7 May 2017 21:47

People fart. What's the problem? Oh, I got it. He announced only one of them.

laowang 13

Monday 8 May 2017 7:26

Ahahahahaha, clever u are!

Slackness 10

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Thursday 11 May 2017 17:37

LOL, my 1st wife used to go nuts if I farted, she claimed she had never farted. Just like she claimed to always remain faithful. Load of crap!!! *well that's only if you follow through!!

SpaceToast 25

Sunday 7 May 2017 22:21

How's this an FML? He's attractive AND he understands that passing gas through the rectum maintains a healthy and happy digestive system. You could learn a thing or two from this guy.