Today, after I got lectured about not replying on the family... - FML

By R2A8 - 01/03/2019 04:00 - Kenya

Today, after I got lectured about not replying on the family group chat, I decided to wish everyone a good morning. No one responded. FML

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By I AM SO BORED - 06/12/2023 12:00 - United States

Today, I sent a message to vent about my boring team meeting to the team group chat instead of to my friend. Everyone responded with a virtual slow clap. FML

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By bbb - 11/01/2017 07:36

Today, I wasn't able to reply to Facebook chat message immediately, so my friends planned holiday and bought flights without me. FML

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By mikeyamazing - 28/12/2009 05:00 - France

Today, feeling festive, I sent everyone on my phone's contact list a holiday message. Almost everyone replied back "who's this?" FML

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By Happyforeverx - 25/10/2009 15:30 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML

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Text arguments are the worst

By Anonymous - 14/08/2022 10:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was upset with my girlfriend, but I didn't want to start an argument with her, so I didn't reply to her message immediately. She asked me what happened. I hesitated but explained nonetheless. She remained silent for almost an hour before replying she's busy at work, so she can't reply. Then why did she even bother to ask? FML

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By Nox - 06/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

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The dreaded WhatsApp group

By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 18:00

Today, I confirmed just how excluded I am by my very few friends. My messages in the group chat were completely ignored, yet another person was answered by multiple people within minutes. At least solitude can't let me down. FML

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By Kere - 03/02/2011 16:42 - Sweden

Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML

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Panic in the streets of London

By iiiiiiii - 22/06/2022 14:00

Today, like every day, everyone blew up my phone at once and I began having a panic attack. Because I didn’t respond immediately, I was called rude and a bad person. Turning off my phone isn’t an option either, because my mom will come in my room and cuss me out for not responding to her texts. FML

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Good friends

By HelpStrandedOnShittyPlanet - 08/05/2021 20:08

Today, after I supported my friends through heartbreak, had long conversations at 4 a.m., stayed late at work to help through breakdowns, I finally broke after a series of bad experiences. I decided to reach out. All I got was, "lol that sucks", "Oh, would you believe the week I had" or simply no response. FML

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Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Friday 1 March 2019 5:21

Your family sounds really immature.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 1 March 2019 2:33

They probably thought you were a spambot or a troll.

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 1 March 2019 2:33

They probably thought you were a spambot or a troll.

Nico711 17

Friday 1 March 2019 3:53

All y’all are hypocrites

wanted_2_want 40

Friday 1 March 2019 4:57

Karma’s a bitch.

Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Friday 1 March 2019 5:21

Your family sounds really immature.

slkeithh 14

Friday 1 March 2019 5:44

why are family group chats even a thing

zuckerburg 21

Friday 1 March 2019 7:52

there's a difference between ignoring family chat when a reply is expected, i.e "Are you coming over for dinner tonight?" vs "Good morning". Besides, they're just giving you a taste of your own medicine!

Sinshine 28

Friday 1 March 2019 17:23

If someone wants a response from me they'll have to talk to me and not just dump it into some group chat. Who always reads everything in a group chat?

julfunky 29

Friday 1 March 2019 22:25

I do. Because it could be directed at me. And I have two seconds to spare.

MikuandKaito 24

Friday 1 March 2019 13:48

Maybe they meant replying to deeper conversations? Sure you say your good mornings, but I doubt your family would bother with group chat if that's all they did.

Sinshine 28

Friday 1 March 2019 17:22

Family group chat that your expected to always read and reply to? That sounds pretty controlling and kinda creepy.

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