FML : Today, I heard grunting noises from my brother's room, like when he's having a seizure, so I went in to help. And now I need brain bleach. FML

Today, I heard grunting noises from my brother's room, like when he's having a seizure, so I went in to help. And now I need brain bleach. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By guh - / Wednesday 31 August 2016 15:54 / Malaysia - Subang Jaya

Intimacy

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By AnthraxPrincess | 18

#6681763 - Wednesday 31 August 2016 23:57

Well, at least you were concerned about your brother and turns out he was totally fine. Imagine if you didn't go check on him and it was really a seizure. Fyl, though, OP. Hope you can get that image out of your mind someday.

By feven | 32

#6681770 - Thursday 1 September 2016 0:01

At least he didn't actually have a seizure.

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By AnthraxPrincess | 18

#6681763 - Wednesday 31 August 2016 23:57

By Dictionaryspeaks | 18

#6681765 - Wednesday 31 August 2016 23:58

Respect the knock.

Steephx0 | 23

#6681777 - Thursday 1 September 2016 0:17

The way this is worded makes it sound like having seizures is a known issue. If the brother is known to have seizures and OP heard noises that sound like he's having one, I doubt their first instinct is to knock.

Norja | 33

#6681813 - Thursday 1 September 2016 2:18

Learn to read

vienna73631902 | 12

#6681842 - Thursday 1 September 2016 4:24

Most people's first thought when they think someone is in danger isn't to knock. She legitimately thought her brother was having a seizure, why would she knock?

zman938 | 8

#6681859 - Thursday 1 September 2016 5:07

If I was actually having a seizure, I much rather someone open the door to help me rather than knock and me most likely not being able to answer.

AryanaStar | 14

#6682098 - Thursday 1 September 2016 19:34

Seizures are scary and in some cases every second counts especially when you don't know how long its been going on

By Autistic_Slut | 9

#6681766 - Wednesday 31 August 2016 23:58

Clorox bleach works

SugarRush905 | 15

#6683578 - Monday 5 September 2016 2:30

why the downvotes?

plz_staph | 2

#6685413 - Thursday 8 September 2016 5:44

Maybe cuz of the name

By Alup132 | 22

#6681767 - Wednesday 31 August 2016 23:58

It's great of you to try to help your brother, but I'd have probably called out and knocked first. The few seconds it'd take probably wouldn't be too crucial, but I'm no doctor, so I could be wrong.

TheHeirofTime | 19

#6681773 - Thursday 1 September 2016 0:02

You never know. They could choke, bang their head, fall off their bed, etc.

NostalgiaFreak9 | 40

#6681807 - Thursday 1 September 2016 2:04

If her brother has a history of seizures, then it's understandable why she didn't knock. He should've locked the door or waited for a better time to start wanking.

chrisbeaudoin | 26

#6681823 - Thursday 1 September 2016 3:20

As a regular masturbator myself. I don't have a lock on my door and sometimes you think it's fine and everybody is sleeping but they really aren't. But op's brother just seems to be a really loud wanker.