By guh - 31/08/2016 15:54 - Malaysia - Subang Jaya

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Today, I heard grunting noises from my brother's room, like when he's having a seizure, so I went in to help. And now I need brain bleach. FML
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AnthraxPrincess 18

Well, at least you were concerned about your brother and turns out he was totally fine. Imagine if you didn't go check on him and it was really a seizure. Fyl, though, OP. Hope you can get that image out of your mind someday.

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feven 32

At least he didn't actually have a seizure.

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AnthraxPrincess 18

Well, at least you were concerned about your brother and turns out he was totally fine. Imagine if you didn't go check on him and it was really a seizure. Fyl, though, OP. Hope you can get that image out of your mind someday.

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Steephx0 23

The way this is worded makes it sound like having seizures is a known issue. If the brother is known to have seizures and OP heard noises that sound like he's having one, I doubt their first instinct is to knock.

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vienna73631902 12

Most people's first thought when they think someone is in danger isn't to knock. She legitimately thought her brother was having a seizure, why would she knock?

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zman938 8

If I was actually having a seizure, I much rather someone open the door to help me rather than knock and me most likely not being able to answer.

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AryanaStar 14

Seizures are scary and in some cases every second counts especially when you don't know how long its been going on

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Alup132 22

It's great of you to try to help your brother, but I'd have probably called out and knocked first. The few seconds it'd take probably wouldn't be too crucial, but I'm no doctor, so I could be wrong.

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TheHeirofTime 19

You never know. They could choke, bang their head, fall off their bed, etc.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

If her brother has a history of seizures, then it's understandable why she didn't knock. He should've locked the door or waited for a better time to start wanking.

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chrisbeaudoin 26

As a regular masturbator myself. I don't have a lock on my door and sometimes you think it's fine and everybody is sleeping but they really aren't. But op's brother just seems to be a really loud wanker.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Everyone suffers some type of awkward moment like this with a family member. Congratulations on winning your "I wish I hadn't" badge

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feven 32

At least he didn't actually have a seizure.

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fitnessgram 19

I can assume what happened buuuuut a follow up would be nice:)

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Lalala579121 27

He was masturbating. Is there really anything else you need to know?

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bushidomaster 9

You're such a jerk off.

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SpyroMello 29

For caring about a brother who is known to have seizures? Okay.

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bushidomaster 9

Umm no the brother who was jerking off dipshit.

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mermaidgirle 12

Don't be rude when they only replied to your very poorly worded comment.

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yaboiipoo 5

its a joke cuz the brother was jerking off

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Tripartita 44

I know you were aiming bigger, but at least you managed to save him from a tiny death.

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AveeraBlackheart 6

Your comment immediately made me think of Damien from Bride Of Chucky. :)

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