Tsk tsk tsk! You didn't follow the rules!

"Learn your rules, you'd better learn your rules- if you don't you'll be eaten in your sleep! ARGH!"

I'm pretty sure not telling the boss would be Rule #1?

His coworkers were probably just messing with him.

So OP must be the McGee of the group.

His co-workers should now follow up with a smack to the back of the head for doing something stupid.

So many NCIS fans...makes me proud. The probie gotta learn the hard way.

Not McGee it has to be Jimmy

"Get back to work McGee!!!!!!"

Rule number two you do not talk about Fight club

Rule #3 you don't talk about fight club.

rule # 4 don't repeat

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB. 2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB. 3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over. 4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight. 5th RULE: One fight at a time. 6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. 7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to. 8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

I have never seen that movie... I am guessing you have. A lot.

I have not seen fight club just because it didn't seem interesting to me, but before you banish me I will leave my house right now to go find it and watch it. Lol

Wow! Is it that serious? I havent ever seen it and I live in the USA so it isn't banned but I just don't see the appeal of the movie, kinda like the Boondock Saints (if thats not how its spelled I am sorry). Never seen that either, don't anyone hit me...

#36! I saw it in the $5 movie box at walmart! Try there!

I actually didn't see it until like last year. Same with Scarface. Lol

This is the best thread on FML. Tyler Durden would be extremely proud. Also- it's not just a movie! Check out the book too. It's great.

Well then, on my way to Walmart now. :)

"I nervously started a new job".

23- Suddenly, life makes more sense. My mistake!

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