Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML
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ssuseawolves2011
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hahahahaha they nicknamed you the fart guy? are they still in third grade or something?
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LemonStarship
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Ha that made me giggle like a little baby lamb :)
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ssuseawolves2011
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hahahahaha they nicknamed you the fart guy? are they still in third grade or something?
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wh4t3v3R
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Where do you work #1? I work for a large, respected defense contractor with business dress enforced, where we would totally name someone "fart guy"
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todayiwroteafml
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hahahaha. That sucks.
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Crazyjoe33
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true
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Ngage953
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There is a button for that.
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jane99
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Cute.
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romzfml
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thanks :)
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Totenglocke
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Wow, I'm assuming that you're single with such a girlish reaction as that?
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Hoopachi
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Put yourself in OP's position. You're intently working, doing your job and not completely aware of your surroundings. Your boss yells your name loudly. At the very least your heart would sink due to the sudden loud noise and calling of your name.
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JIY537
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Happened to me to except it was a little different
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plutosaplanet
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hahaha im a very jumpy person and jump numerous times at work when people come up behind me and that is a fear that makes me cringe every time.
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sweatnut
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stop putting things in your bottom, then you may be able to hold it in next time.
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lilmac61894
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high pitched fart???? does anyone else find this wierd???
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sweatnut
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who the fucks yelps? maybe it was the puppy you stuck in your ass.
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LemonStarship
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Ha that made me giggle like a little baby lamb :)