Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML
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Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML
Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML
Today, my wife and I both got released from the hospital. She was admitted for the birth of our daughter. I was admitted with a broken arm from when my mother-in-law shoved me out of the way because she wanted to be the first one to hold the baby after my wife. FML
Today, I helped deliver the baby belonging to the woman my husband left me for. FML
Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML
Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterwards tried to comfort me by saying there'd been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML
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Top comments
HRTreatman 17
At least you know the baby is yours.
EclipseCandy6 24
Well that has to be one of the awkwardest situations I can imagine
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Comments (147)
planet_disturbia 9
how could you not know?so far?seriously,how?
lmbachman 23
Wait what??
Phoenix_fml 13
You're like Ross from Friends.
Loyalteez 23
You might want to dip
joshi42 16
Let me get this clear - you impregnated your wife's mistress to make second child?
elizacandle 29
you're writing is a bit vague- do you mean your wife is having an affair with a woman and your wife just had a kid?
Lightcell 0
I think I would be okay with it if it was another woman and not a guy
MandieL 27
It would still be a breach of trust though. Cheating is cheating. Doesn't matter if what sex they are cheating on you with. If it was discussed beforehand and all parties involved were okay with the open relationship, then I can see someone being okay with it. But to do it behind your loved ones back is unforgivable in my opinion. You can't really ever fully gain that trust back.
anthony_Calderon 15
To be honest that situation can't be ALL bad. I mean if you are adventurous enough
saffy66 34
I hope they weren't just using you as a sperm donor and now plan on taking the child to raise together. If that was the plan OP, your lawyer will have a field day with this one.
limitles 14
Does youre wife have a mistress? Is she gay? Who is being born. Your and your wife's kid or your and the misterress's child!