News to me

By RBEE - 12/12/2009 18:02 - France

Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML
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fmlcomment 2

...if he wanted it kept secret, why was he telling everyone at his work?

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dracer 0

Ooops, but at least you got the wife into the clearing! It's about time she saw through the cheating bastard this colleague of yours is!

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fmlcomment 2

...if he wanted it kept secret, why was he telling everyone at his work?

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brutallyhonest24 0

he would have needed a excuse to get off work, i doubt he yelled out "im having a baby!!!" , he probably mentioned it casually and it got passed around work

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Sweej 1

I'm guessing his wife isn't really involved with his work... Meaning he isn't worried about people there knowing. Guess he was wrong.

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leiziueyes 0

Sure she's gonna take the time to answer a few calls while on labor

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The__Redneck 7

Having a baby sorta takes awhile. Yes, she has time for a phone call.

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missgreenday 0

It's a rule for fml's to start with 'today'.

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Kukua 5

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scizzerin 0

I agree, if I got a random phone call from my husband coworker, I'd be like, "Who the hell is this again?!"

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WhyAmUHere 19

Nowhere in the FML does it say "once". They could have met and became friends.

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isallwaysme 27

if they were friends or somewhat close, you would think she would have known if the coworkers wife was pregnant, FYL

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kittycatkelss 29

My thoughts exactly! Especially when she’s on the way to give birth?!? This guy clearly wasn’t thinking.

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dracer 0

Ooops, but at least you got the wife into the clearing! It's about time she saw through the cheating bastard this colleague of yours is!

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bluelabeled 0

I assume the OP called the wife when she thought the couple had left the hospital.

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Aha09 1

Yeah OP, is it Tiger Woods? I mean, all the ladies want Tiger's Wood. ;{P

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Flutist 3

Aha09, it was funny once but you killed it.

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arabianhorse1234 0

this is not an fml, this should be on IMMD. your colleague is a cheating bastard.

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grumpy11586 0

1. why do you have her cell phone number 2. they don't let you have cell phones in a hospital...you are such a liar

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luvy101 1

Who said it was a cell phone? If it was a cell phone who said she called while they were still i the hospital?

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Ketz 0

How is this a reply to #11, exactly?

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usnwife 18

Pretty sure I used my cell while in labor with both my kids...

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ilovemyflaws 0

Who said you can't have your cell phone in a hospital? I texted and called all the time when I went to the emergency room for stomach and head problems.

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zen86 0

Can use cell phones in hospital. Grow up " such a liar"

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