Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML
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Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML
Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML
Today, my wife and I both got released from the hospital. She was admitted for the birth of our daughter. I was admitted with a broken arm from when my mother-in-law shoved me out of the way because she wanted to be the first one to hold the baby after my wife. FML
Today, I helped deliver the baby belonging to the woman my husband left me for. FML
Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML
Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterwards tried to comfort me by saying there'd been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML
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Top comments
HRTreatman 17
At least you know the baby is yours.
EclipseCandy6 24
Well that has to be one of the awkwardest situations I can imagine
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Comments (147)
beantownchivette 8
Can't wait this follow up
LadyLuck93 20
Seriously I had to read this like 5 times.
Vesi 30
OK, first question is who exactly gave birth to second child? I'm assuming wife. If the mistress was the one that gave birth, then all I could see is the wife kept used condoms from OP and used them on her mistress. Seriously though.. that sucks. At least when I get together with my partner(s) I told them 2 things, I'm poly and I'm bi (pan really) and never once hid or lied about it.
TiggyBonkers 32
Is your name Ross Geller by any chance?
AKchic 7
The way this reads, it sounds like the mistress had the baby. *sigh* Welcome to Alaska :) Where the odds are good, but the goods are odd (that your wife has some side action)...
MandieL 27
If the mistress had the baby, then it wouldn't be OP's second child.
zyero 9
*cough* triad *cough*
speakfreely 21
Make her mistress yours as well that way everybody wins
Biker187 13
Hmm, guess you forgot to ask her to swall*w, pull out, yourself get fixed, tie it in a knot especially if you didn't want any more. Be thankful that she's not cheating on you with B. Jenner or a Lorena Bobbitt type person, and didn't leave you for either.
dogpolice 11
Is your wife's name Rachel?
bnbhimp 10
Screw a divorce I see a threesome in someone's future.