Cultural differences

By Thongy - 07/04/2020 20:00 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? My Australian friend sent me a message saying I'd left my thongs at his house. My boyfriend still refuses to believe that they call flip-flops thongs in Australia. FML
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spinspinsugar 12
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your boyfriend's a dumbass and needs to learn how to google

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sourgirl101 28

One less thing up your ass!

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Lennie Mcfish 19
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I mean he should've let you explain but at the same time if he never knew that, it somewhat justifiable

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spinspinsugar 12
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your boyfriend's a dumbass and needs to learn how to google

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sourgirl101 28

One less thing up your ass!

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RichardPencil 30
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Good thing he didn't find the message from your "friend" where if he asked if you had any rubbers available. Then, you'd try to have to bullshit your boyfriend that he meant erasers.

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pjsr 32
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Wow! You think fast on your feet - I’m going to have to remember that one.

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Nico Noppe 8
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No, she's right. A thong is a flip-flop. The underwear is a g-string.

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sourgirl101 28

A thong (undies) and g stings are different, (:

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pjsr 32
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You don’t have to convince me 😉, just her boyfriend

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Nico Noppe 8
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Look, I'm not saying a g-string and a thong are the same thing, just that the Australians call a thong a g-string. If you got a problem with that, go complain to them.

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Amanda Jaworski 23
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I’m Australian. A thong is a g-string and flip flops are thongs.

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Sady_Ct 37

As an Aussie, we do! Pluggers, Double Pluggers, or Thongs! What everyone else calls a THONG as in underwear we call a G-String, dunno why but we do!

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markm1969 3

In America flip flops used to be called thongs! Until that thong thong thong song came out!

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Nhayaa 21

And that's why in France we spell them "tongs", no H. I know it also has a meaning in english but at least it's not underwear-related...

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DanielleinDC 32
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Your boyfriend's an idiot. I know that in other parts of the world they call flip-flops thongs. And even if you'd left underwear over there, there is an entirely innocent explanation, especially if you were staying overnight (in a separate bedroom).

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Retsilla 5

As an Australian I can agree that we call them thongs

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