By MySonThePoet - 27/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Racine 1 1 5 75 Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 769 You deserved it 5 472 Tweet Share