Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML
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Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML
Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML
Today, my wife and I both got released from the hospital. She was admitted for the birth of our daughter. I was admitted with a broken arm from when my mother-in-law shoved me out of the way because she wanted to be the first one to hold the baby after my wife. FML
Today, I helped deliver the baby belonging to the woman my husband left me for. FML
Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML
Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterwards tried to comfort me by saying there'd been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML
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Top comments
HRTreatman 17
At least you know the baby is yours.
EclipseCandy6 24
Well that has to be one of the awkwardest situations I can imagine
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Comments (147)
Angellavee 0
Sorry to hear that. You should reach out to the Straight Spouse Network. There are tons of us in your shoes.
Jadea_fml 12
Your wife's mistress, in the maternity ward of all places... hmmm...
Firetigerninja99 7
I'm confused explain please
Cebolamole 13
You'll find your Rachel one day, Ross.
AwkwardKarma 18
So she was a lesbian?
quinnk55 8
Ross?
ArkAngel796 4
Wait, your wife's mistress? How does that work?
gatorgirl7563 22
I don't understand. Your wife has a mistress. Mistress = female long-term lover Your wife and her lover are lesbians. Your wife's lesbian lover has given birth. The child is yours. Therefore, you are sleeping with your wife's lesbian mistress. So your wife and her mistress are actually bi. Congrats on the ménage à trois. You're living many a man's dream. Why are you posting here? Use protection in the future to prevent unwanted pregnancy.
AwkwardKarma 18
Mistress? Is she bisexual?
Shadowtrooper34 16
well then