Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML
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Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML
Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML
Today, my wife and I both got released from the hospital. She was admitted for the birth of our daughter. I was admitted with a broken arm from when my mother-in-law shoved me out of the way because she wanted to be the first one to hold the baby after my wife. FML
Today, I helped deliver the baby belonging to the woman my husband left me for. FML
Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML
Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterwards tried to comfort me by saying there'd been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML
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Top comments
HRTreatman 17
At least you know the baby is yours.
EclipseCandy6 24
Well that has to be one of the awkwardest situations I can imagine
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Comments (147)
0mysteriousman0 22
Better than meeting your wife's other lover (male)... Make it a threesome and turn it into your benefit...
fakedsincerity 32
Not all bi people are into threesomes or polygamy. Stop being creepy.
Lalala579121 28
And not all guys want threesomes or think their significant other seeing a woman on the side is hot or an okay thing to do.
a1_z9 10
Since gay relationships are equally valid as straight ones, the betrayal of cheating on someone by forming a gay or straight relationship is also equally valid.
chuchusheep 19
are we supposed to think that the mistress is the one giving birth even though it seems it was the wife?
fabcade 14
leave her. no knew deserves to have their heart betrayed.
leafynitemare 24
I'm confused as to who was giving birth. And whomever was giving birth, why was the other one there?
joljenni 6
The husband is the OP. Husband is at hospital while wife is giving birth. Wife's mistress shows up at hospital to provide support to wife. Husband meets mistress on the day he should remember as his child's birthday.
aleeeex94 8
I'm so confused by this post.
Keiraquarium 12
OP's wife gave birth to their child in the hospital. Whilst at the hospital, OP met the woman that his wife is having an affair with.
chuchusheep 19
aren't we all?
mtbluc 21
You and me both.
talicaroxi 25
the way I read it was the husband and wife had their second child. the wife's mistress then went to the hospital where he found out about the mistress
worldclassrager 41
Time for a divorce?
Lalala579121 28
Okay sure, the FML could be worded better, but let's use some common sense here. If OP's wife's mistress was the one giving birth, then OP wouldn't be just meeting them. Regardless, that's a pretty terrible situation to find yourself in. If you're a man OP, perhaps your wife thought it would be okay? Some previous comments clearly show some guys would be okay with that. I can't imagine your wife letting her mistress come to her giving birth if she didn't think it was okay.
kayla182 5
Ross is that you?
ArcheryArtist 20
This needs a better explanation. Please give is more details!