Miscellaneous: Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named...

By creepedoutlady - 16/08/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 23/01/2013 01:33 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML

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You deserved it 2 555

That's a bad look

By Mortified - 30/08/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - Exeter

Today, I renamed my home Wi-Fi to “PleaseTalkToMeSarah” to hint to my crush/neighbour. Later, I realized the whole apartment building could see it, and had worked out who it belonged to. Now strangers keep asking if Sarah had talked to me yet. She hasn’t. FML

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You deserved it 752

Creepy

By Anonymous - 10/09/2020 20:00

Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML

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You deserved it 136

By wildwonder808 - 12/08/2013 22:47 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML

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You deserved it 8 075

By JubileeBee - 28/09/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 421

By MyEarsHurt - 16/09/2012 23:01 - United States - Stockton

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML

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You deserved it 2 083

Love thy neighbour

By Anonymous - 07/02/2023 10:00

Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML

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You deserved it 172

That Netflix show

By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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You deserved it 97

By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 22:30 - United States - Auburn

Today, my neighbor finally password-protected his wifi. Right in the middle of my timed, online exam. FML

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You deserved it 95 821

Sort yourselves out

By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML

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You deserved it 101

enonymous 8

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:36

Therapists are people too!

koe4 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:37

make yours "TheCopUpStairs"

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iheartdance 6

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:39

Run as fast as you can!!

IndianO 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:41

y can't I see my pic??

Mysanitywins 10

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:42

I hear Alt + F4 works.

gyoopiy 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:41

that's my uncle

sammystayz 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 9:21

hahahaha

thatfrenchguy 8

Tuesday 16 August 2011 16:47

no I'm not

Emmy_The_Great 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 1:44

You must be proud. (:

Mitzi_doll 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:41

that's really creepy..

mrdiehler 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:43

That could mean anything oh wait no it couldn't

doctor_awesome 8

Tuesday 16 August 2011 9:34

this comment is hilarious. oh wait, no it's not.

Ambient_One 15

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:47

That's just too amazing! haha

gigglingalways 6

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:47

That's ******* hilarious

Derek191919 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:48

you might wanna lock you door...

fijianchick 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:49

Be worried.

lexilope 6

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:50

i wouldn't bet on it!

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Same thing different taste

That's a bad look

Creepy

Love thy neighbour

That Netflix show

Sort yourselves out

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