By Facepalm - 15/08/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my mom threw out years worth of trophies that I'd put tons of effort into earning. Her reason? They all looked the same to her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 071
You deserved it 2 561

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corbendo 3

Throw away her clothes.

I'd be digging through the trash if I were you.


corbendo 3

Throw away her clothes.

Yogo_fml 7

Because they all look the same to OP.

Throw out her Jewelry, they all look the same to me.

HowAreYouToday 34

Revenge tastes bittersweet, but you'll love it ;)

Actually, that bitch is jealous, and she got bored of living vicariously through you, so she threw em out. "You ain't doing something right if you ain't got em hating."

HowAreYouToday 34


Throw out the bitches, they all look the same to me This of course, would be regarding the dogs OP's mom was keeping in her basement Sweet, sweet revenge

jennaizbeast 0

So then she would have to go places naked?.....

kiwiwirox 0

wat does op mean any way..... u really should throw out sumthing really expensive lyk a game console or a camera u now sumthing that will piss her off so bad sheeed shit her pants or short shorts

Jammy01jams 2

37 - haha mom I threw out my gameboy, and xbawks! Take that! Oh wait. You don't care do you?

OP means Orgasmic Placenta.

And/or Old Pervert

And/or Ominous Packages.

Or Old Panties

Octopus Penetration

xDefendPopPunkx 14

Oaky Penis The best damn wood around.

Spenerish 0

Or Oral Pleasure

Amen to that.

OP- oriental phaggot! It's the hot new gay/racial slur! (don't use this one on your friends kids, they might stab you and watch you bleed to death!)

decidedlyvague 11

Throw her away.

Ovary puncher

Obscure Pussy

I'd be digging through the trash if I were you.

What a dumb bitch hope you can take it out of the trash.

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

How thoughtless of her! I'm very sorry OP, that must really suck :(

Throw out all her tampons.

broken_red_wagon 6

That would be lame revenge. You can always buy tampons at the can't buy trophies.

corbendo 3

I think you probably could.. You'd just look like an idiot..

blinkingstarlet 15

yes but most women dont check until they NEED one. subtle way to get her back because she probably wouldn't know it was OP unless he said something.

shes just jealous you beat her in the wankolympics

Throw out her jewlrey. It looks the same as the stuff in stores..... ;)

That really sucks, but at the end of the day trophies are just things. Your accomplishments will stay with you longer than any chunks of plastic and metal.

Actually most trophies are from the childhood dicks that thought the were pro at the age of 12. So he must be an adult that live with his mom always looking back to his "glory days". He is probably the manager at some run down dollar store. 40 year old virgin.

9 - It is true that they are just things but they are proof that you achieved it. Who's going to believe you if you don't have proof? Would you let a total stranger that doesn't even have proof of a doctor's degree give you a liver transplant?

sxe_beast 11

@13 - Tell us how you really feel.

I have a box full of them in my closet right now! ;)

jojj351 12

That was beautiful man

gyoopiy 0

Roundhouse kick.

Sounds like a trophy mom.