Because they all look the same to OP.

Throw out her Jewelry, they all look the same to me.

Revenge tastes bittersweet, but you'll love it ;)

Actually, that bitch is jealous, and she got bored of living vicariously through you, so she threw em out. "You ain't doing something right if you ain't got em hating."

^true

Throw out the bitches, they all look the same to me This of course, would be regarding the dogs OP's mom was keeping in her basement Sweet, sweet revenge

So then she would have to go places naked?.....

wat does op mean any way..... u really should throw out sumthing really expensive lyk a game console or a camera u now sumthing that will piss her off so bad sheeed shit her pants or short shorts

37 - haha mom I threw out my gameboy, and xbawks! Take that! Oh wait. You don't care do you?

OP means Orgasmic Placenta.

And/or Old Pervert

And/or Ominous Packages.

Or Old Panties

Octopus Penetration

Ordered Punani

Oaky Penis The best damn wood around.

Or Oral Pleasure

Amen to that.

OP- oriental phaggot! It's the hot new gay/racial slur! (don't use this one on your friends kids, they might stab you and watch you bleed to death!)

Throw her away.

Ovary puncher

Obscure Pussy

That would be lame revenge. You can always buy tampons at the store...you can't buy trophies.

I think you probably could.. You'd just look like an idiot..

yes but most women dont check until they NEED one. subtle way to get her back because she probably wouldn't know it was OP unless he said something.

Actually most trophies are from the childhood dicks that thought the were pro at the age of 12. So he must be an adult that live with his mom always looking back to his "glory days". He is probably the manager at some run down dollar store. 40 year old virgin.

9 - It is true that they are just things but they are proof that you achieved it. Who's going to believe you if you don't have proof? Would you let a total stranger that doesn't even have proof of a doctor's degree give you a liver transplant?

@13 - Tell us how you really feel.

I have a box full of them in my closet right now! ;)

That was beautiful man