Miscellaneous: Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named...

By creepedoutlady - 16/08/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2013 01:33 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML

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That's a bad look

By Mortified - 30/08/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - Exeter

Today, I renamed my home Wi-Fi to “PleaseTalkToMeSarah” to hint to my crush/neighbour. Later, I realized the whole apartment building could see it, and had worked out who it belonged to. Now strangers keep asking if Sarah had talked to me yet. She hasn’t. FML

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Creepy

By Anonymous - 10/09/2020 20:00

Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML

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By wildwonder808 - 12/08/2013 22:47 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML

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By JubileeBee - 28/09/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

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By MyEarsHurt - 16/09/2012 23:01 - United States - Stockton

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML

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Love thy neighbour

By Anonymous - 07/02/2023 10:00

Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML

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That Netflix show

By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 22:30 - United States - Auburn

Today, my neighbor finally password-protected his wifi. Right in the middle of my timed, online exam. FML

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Sort yourselves out

By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML

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enonymous 8

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:36

Therapists are people too!

koe4 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:37

make yours "TheCopUpStairs"

Comments

jpallan 3

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:29

These sex offender registry laws are definitely proving effective.

babytunechi 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:31

make yours "igotabaseballbat"

heresjuju 2

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:33

Name yours "ipeeonrapists" no wait don't, me might like that.

halofan48 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:42

My friends wifi password is buttfuck....

jilljill0125 2

Tuesday 16 August 2011 20:23

my husband named ours titsorgtfo

guitgod1 11

Tuesday 16 August 2011 20:35

at least it didn't say analrapist downstairs...you could be living next to tobias

Skorne 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 3:48

Gold

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Tuesday 16 August 2011 20:58

My friends is called "virus farm" so people won't try to hack it

sportsy 7

Tuesday 16 August 2011 22:43

Smart

daydreamer244 13

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:05

buy a bat.

lilmamiyankee67 5

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:36

lmao

Jamzmeish 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:40

Creeeeperr..

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