Miscellaneous: Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named...

By creepedoutlady - 16/08/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

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enonymous 8

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:36

Therapists are people too!

koe4 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:37

make yours "TheCopUpStairs"

Comments

jpallan 3

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:29

These sex offender registry laws are definitely proving effective.

babytunechi 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:31

make yours "igotabaseballbat"

heresjuju 2

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:33

Name yours "ipeeonrapists" no wait don't, me might like that.

halofan48 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:42

My friends wifi password is buttfuck....

jilljill0125 2

Tuesday 16 August 2011 20:23

my husband named ours titsorgtfo

guitgod1 11

Tuesday 16 August 2011 20:35

at least it didn't say analrapist downstairs...you could be living next to tobias

Skorne 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 3:48

Gold

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Tuesday 16 August 2011 20:58

My friends is called "virus farm" so people won't try to hack it

sportsy 7

Tuesday 16 August 2011 22:43

Smart

daydreamer244 13

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:05

buy a bat.

lilmamiyankee67 5

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:36

lmao

Jamzmeish 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:40

Creeeeperr..

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