guy
Port Coquitlam, Canada
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
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Noname
United Kingdom
Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
quickfingers100
United Kingdom
Patronising
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
MissAggravared
Meridian, United States
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
Anonymous
WTF?
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
wtf dad
Saint Charles, United States
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
uetlqdja
United States
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
bmonehh
United States
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
still together
Keansburg, United States
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Anonymous
Anchorage, United States
Thanks Dad
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
monogamous
Australia
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
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challan 19
Op... What do you call the sweat between you and your wifes body during sex? Relative humidity.
jgriff79 23
That cuts into the Christmas gifts.
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Comments (102)
ShananaginsLOL 13
Well u know what they say: incest is the best
Objections 5
I don't see the problem.
fionasupercool 11
well nobody had to know. it'ld be a secret between four ;) but nah now the whole fml knows
DanielleinDC 33
So your father-in-law will be your stepdad (and your wife's mother-in-law will be her stepmom)? Think of it this way: Fewer families to worry about visiting during the holidays. I think it's rather sweet. And she won't be your sister, but your stepsister.
lilbbybrunette 2
There are cases like this in loads of families. People get over it. My boyfriend's uncle is also his brother's dad. It's strange but who cares. At least you aren't actually related. :)
SaintT 15
So your boyfriend's uncle slept with his own mother? That's not something you just get over!
Batterypost 23
Wait, you mean that your boyfriend's uncle and your boyfriend's mother gave birth to your boyfriend's brother? That's not even remotely similar to this, that's straight up incest.
Tupelo_Honey 30
Nooo....pay attention...the bf's mom had 2 sons, by 2 brothers. One brother is the bf's dad and the other brother is the bf's brother's dad, and therefore the bf's uncle. NOT incest...get it now?
Ciara_calvin1021 0
Sounds like my aunt n uncle lol
Aleenaria 3
Ouch! I wouldn't know what to do. I would probably beg my mum to not get married. Hope you get it sorted out. (:
SaintT 15
So know inlaws? I call that a win!
ChakatBlackstar 29
Well it could be worst. You could've ended up like the guy in that song "I'm my own grandpa".
rattusrattus 18
Sister *in-law*. Those two words are important.
DanielleinDC 33
Stepsister, not sister-in-law.