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By proudestmonkey - 24/03/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I had my car stolen. When the police found it, pretty much everything inside was missing. For some reason, I had left 6 pairs of shoes in my back seat. Whoever stole my car thought it would be funny to take one shoe from each pair. I now own 6 unmatched shoes and my car smells like sex. FML

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By Shoeless - 20/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, after I drank way too much, my friend pulled the car over so I could throw up. Next to my pile of puke was a discarded shoe that looked remarkably like one from my favorite pair. When I got home, I realized that my left shoe was missing. FML

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By ummWhat? - 23/12/2018 02:00

Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML

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By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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By NOOOOOO - 16/08/2015 23:18 - United States

Today, my only pair of shoes that I brought got stolen at the airport while I was being checked by security. I'm now stuck 1000 miles from home with no shoes. FML

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By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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By amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML

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By JayBausch - 17/08/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to retrieve my sneakers that my wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. FML

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Stuck

By Forgetfull - 02/02/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML

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Gross

By Noname - 02/03/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML

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latuka 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 12:40

if it smells like sex maybe the cops can find some evidence: semen and so forth and catch the bastard! lol that sucks ass. esp. about the shoes. lol..

SadfaceFML 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 12:43

maybe they banged an octopus and they didn't have anything to wear after!

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latuka 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 12:40

if it smells like sex maybe the cops can find some evidence: semen and so forth and catch the bastard! lol that sucks ass. esp. about the shoes. lol..

hellokittywhore 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 1:48

does semen even have a smell? I thought she ment like sweat or something idk. butttttttttt nice going whomever stole the shoes. reminds me of the one Dane Cook bit in vicious circle where he breaks into someones house but wished he had ****** with them and left like a Lava lamp or something :D

BoredAsHell98 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 7:49

love ur look!! srry just thought I'd say that lol

NikkiRainbow63 31

Thursday 6 February 2014 0:59

That is a seriously evil person to take one shoe of each pair. Although, it's something I would do...

SadfaceFML 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 12:43

maybe they banged an octopus and they didn't have anything to wear after!

mlipro 0

Friday 12 March 2010 21:13

Too bad an octopus has 8 legs.

paijus 0

Wednesday 15 August 2012 12:18

Two arms? That solves that :P

uhnonnuhmus 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 12:47

I'm thinking it might have been a one-legged man (or woman). Seriously, why else would someone steal only one of each shoe? You just happened to be the right size. Sucks for you. Amputee sex sounds very kinky to me, but I bet that's what went on in your car. I'm sure that stump can be put to good use!

tounces7 27

Friday 27 September 2013 2:13

They stole one of each shoe just to be a douchebag.

PlasticShark 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 12:50

well at least it doesn't smell like shoes? :)

iamsashafierce 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 12:57

ahaha, this is pure jokes.

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 24 March 2009 12:57

That's just wrong. I hope they catch the bastards and hung them by the shoelaces from the shoes they stole. Oh and put the stolen shoes somewhere very uncomfortable.