Strange things are afoot…

By proudestmonkey - 24/03/2009 05:44 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had my car stolen. When the police found it, pretty much everything inside was missing. For some reason, I had left 6 pairs of shoes in my back seat. Whoever stole my car thought it would be funny to take one shoe from each pair. I now own 6 unmatched shoes and my car smells like sex. FML
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if it smells like sex maybe the cops can find some evidence: semen and so forth and catch the bastard! lol that sucks ass. esp. about the shoes. lol..

maybe they banged an octopus and they didn't have anything to wear after!

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if it smells like sex maybe the cops can find some evidence: semen and so forth and catch the bastard! lol that sucks ass. esp. about the shoes. lol..

hellokittywhore 0

does semen even have a smell? I thought she ment like sweat or something idk. butttttttttt nice going whomever stole the shoes. reminds me of the one Dane Cook bit in vicious circle where he breaks into someones house but wished he had fucked with them and left like a Lava lamp or something :D

love ur look!! srry just thought I'd say that lol

NikkiRainbow63 31

That is a seriously evil person to take one shoe of each pair. Although, it's something I would do...

maybe they banged an octopus and they didn't have anything to wear after!

Too bad an octopus has 8 legs.

paijus 0

Two arms? That solves that :P

uhnonnuhmus 0

I'm thinking it might have been a one-legged man (or woman). Seriously, why else would someone steal only one of each shoe? You just happened to be the right size. Sucks for you. Amputee sex sounds very kinky to me, but I bet that's what went on in your car. I'm sure that stump can be put to good use!

tounces7 27

They stole one of each shoe just to be a douchebag.

well at least it doesn't smell like shoes? :)

ahaha, this is pure jokes.

That's just wrong. I hope they catch the bastards and hung them by the shoelaces from the shoes they stole. Oh and put the stolen shoes somewhere very uncomfortable.

Oh wow, one shoe xD

so were the people who had sex in your car caught or what?

Fuck34 0

You just can't make this shit up.

That's just cruel :(