Hang in there

By Anonymous - 12/09/2021 11:00

Today, and since being diagnosed with bowel cancer, I realised I’ve been unintentionally limiting the places I go to, like shops and restaurants, based solely on the quality of their toilet paper. Not really complaining, I just thought it was kinda funny. FML
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OhhaiYumi 10

Consider possibly carrying baby wipes or your own tissue. after having a baby I had to do this until I was fully recovered of you know what I mean.

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Warp1978 15

As regular hemorrhoids sufferer, take wipes with you for when you need to use a public toilet. The state brand of loo roll in the UK is 0.5 ply.

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Brightside86 30

Low quality toilet paper baffles me. I mean triple ply is only like $0.75 roll. Even if single ply is literally free, isn't it worth like $.05 per customer to not have the lowest grade experience possible? It's the most ridiculous place to try and cut corners.

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Warp1978 15

As regular hemorrhoids sufferer, take wipes with you for when you need to use a public toilet. The state brand of loo roll in the UK is 0.5 ply.

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RichardPencil 30

I'm troubled with your use of the word "unintentionally." If you're giving so much attention to the toilet paper quality, it seems pretty intentional.

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WadStakk 20

Oh Pencil you’re so accurate! So I have to agree with you on this one as much as I understand what she meant… I will continue loving you no matter what either way

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raven_of_azarath 34

The quality of toilet paper is exactly why I don’t use the restroom at work unless I absolutely have to. With how many brands are now adding like lotions and stuff to their paper and the fact that I have an allergy to some kind of ingredient found in stuff like that, I get rashes if I use anything other than like 2 brands.

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OhhaiYumi 10

Consider possibly carrying baby wipes or your own tissue. after having a baby I had to do this until I was fully recovered of you know what I mean.

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