Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
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Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
Patronising
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
WTF?
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Thanks Dad
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
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challan 19
Op... What do you call the sweat between you and your wifes body during sex? Relative humidity.
jgriff79 23
That cuts into the Christmas gifts.
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Comments (102)
whackingsoup 9
if I divorce my wife will she still be my sister?
jem88 4
That would indeed be awkward if they got divorced but their parents stayed together...
caysters 12
So? Happened to my aunt and uncle. It's no big deal. My aunt and uncle got married. My grandma and grandpa met at their wedding, and ended up getting married later on. Not a big deal. Not like you're now suddenly related by blood.
thew_fml 14
be happy your mom found love, and be happy it's because of you she met the man
ERRMAHGERD 3
D'awww. I love this. Made me feel all gushy.
sugarshane007 20
Gotta love the parents. Still making things awkward well into adulthood.
bubble_burst 16
this ruins "who's your daddy?" if she says the same guy doing your mom... ..
mattyiscool123 26
Well if someone asks you say "this is my wife and sister-in-law"
jiraii 9
are you sure that you live in Canada and not Alabama?
holly_fly 34
Seriously... I'm from Alabama, and I've never met anyone who married in the family. I have been all over the state, and never seen it. Please... Stop with the Alabama/incest thing. Its an annoying, outdated stereotype.
RebornUnicorn 16
Its just a technical term OP, I wouldn't worry about it as long as you're all happy
dvp_fml 8
you must be proud that your wife will now have to call your fatrher daddy
doodlepupp 6
Yea that's how my boyfriends parents are.....