guy
Port Coquitlam, Canada
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
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Noname
United Kingdom
Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
quickfingers100
United Kingdom
Patronising
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
MissAggravared
Meridian, United States
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
Anonymous
WTF?
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
wtf dad
Saint Charles, United States
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
uetlqdja
United States
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
bmonehh
United States
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
still together
Keansburg, United States
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Anonymous
Anchorage, United States
Thanks Dad
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
monogamous
Australia
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
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challan 19
Op... What do you call the sweat between you and your wifes body during sex? Relative humidity.
jgriff79 23
That cuts into the Christmas gifts.
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Comments (102)
Dracoboxer357 35
Op, that hardly makes your wife your sister anymore than it did before. Its just an In-Law title, and really, you were married first. Its not like you two were raised tigether as siblings for 15 years or whatever. :p Laugh it off, its just a funny fact now. ;)
tararochelle 18
And, at least you're not in school. No one has to really know outside of family. In school, that news would travel quick
Nicholi124 10
What bullshit don't you just hate that!
Faff 20
mom is happily getting married? that's bullshit!!
Joe9024 20
Yea that kind of stuff just pisses me right off! Cuz it just happens so often...
JBChristian 47
Hello meet my parents, and my wife's parents, well what an awkward situation.
Old_Iron_Sides 6
At least you're not your own grandpa...
djgoreo 12
I thought of it, but it's too late to get a good comment spot, so I came looking for the "I'm my own grandpa" comment. Congratulations on receiving the thumb.
Treyzania 16
Huh? I don't get it.
M_Rainbow 7
'亲上加亲'
BntyHntrSeattle 30
I understood one character!! Mandarin for the win. 对不起我的中文不好。
heyred 11
Your family tree is more like a family bush.
DocBastard 38
Are you "lol that's incest!" people seriously stupid? I realise many of you are saying it as a joke, but OP already made that joke, so there's really no need to repeat it 3,843 more times.
sugarshane007 20
Doc, you forgot to jump on any of the "incest is wincest" trolls that have appeared before.
thomasday 7
If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family.
marinewife519 12
Reminds me of my husband. His step-dad is also his uncle
ksks1234 33
So, does that mean his stepdad is with the ex's sis? That has to be an awkward family get together.
harou 3
is your friend's name Hamlet by any chance?
vladimirnabokov 15
It's not all bad OP... At least she'll only be your step sister not your actual blood sister. It's gonna be weird at first, but I'm sure you'll all adjust and be just fine :)
Treyzania 16
If memory serves, the ancient Egyptians married siblings. (not to mention incest with their children...)
conqueror57 11
You've been married longer, which means your mom will soon call your wife "daughter." And really, this situation isn't all that unheard of these days. It's not really a big deal.