Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
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Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time. The first thing he did was show me a bullet, then he basically said that if I don't submit to his daughter's every whim, that bullet will end my life. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time, and from what I'd heard he's super strict and uptight. I go in for the firm handshake after introducing myself while looking him in the eyes and I accidentally grabbed his junk. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML
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cynide 13
Run.
joe502 3
Holy crap, I have to get me one of those!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought cleaning my riot shotguns would be good enough... But the shirt with the guns will defiantly keep little pricks out of here....
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Comments (162)
olhuma 5
If you know you are the first indeed, wear a flack jacket at the next encounter, with the inscription: "First love never dies"
GracieC 4
Oh my gosh... My dad has that shirt!!!
skullofdarkness 18
They have those shirts at my local mall… kinda old news…
DeBoss 8
Great sence of humor........ I hope :)
clackity 7
I am just amused as I own the exact same shirt. lol.
tori12397 2
My dad has the same shirt...
mtbadass32 1
WHY DIDN'T SHE WARN YOU HE HAD SENSE OF HUMOR??!!!!!!!
Causa 1
Haha, man that's awesome. When I picked my date up for the prom, her dad was there with a machete. He said "And you'll have her home by what time, sharp?" "11, Sir!"
onqun 3
It is really hard for fathers to accept their daughters have a bf :/
MinorDisturbance 4
Shoot the first one and word will spread... to the police.