By Tonguetied0496 - United States - Claremont
Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML
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  Quasar55_fml  |  18

You think a guy who asks "explain your interest in dating my daughter" will understand ? He sounds likes he's making the boyfriend go through a fucking job interview even if its about his daughter, that doesn't look too understanding

By  ManInTheMachine  |  19

We all know that's what you were thinking, though.

A Freudian slip? I think not. It's better to get it out of your system now anyway, before they invite you over for holiday dinner.

It's better than blurting out the day after "I enjoyed porking your mom last night." instead of "I enjoyed the pork your mom made last night."