By taternuts - 26/11/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, one of my classmates pointed out that our professor has a habit of sucking his teeth at the end of each sentence. I'd never noticed before. I can't concentrate anymore, all I can focus on is his weird teeth noise thing. FML
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SinfulTragedy 19

Answer questions and suck on your teeth too. Maybe he'll get the hint.

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illabye 0

It's fine. Soon you'll adapt to the sound again and it won't be suck a big deal. Lmao

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xosportsgirl14x 8

Thats the first thing that came to mind to comment? OP- that stinks. When you start doing poorly, tell the professor it's because he -sucks.- heh. Lamepuncoon.jpg

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xosportsgirl14x 8

No, not really, since I got at least 51 more thumbs up than you at the time of this comment :)

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xosportsgirl14x 8

Haha I'm glad you can take it in stride rather than being offended!

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xosportsgirl14x 8

No one said OP did develop a fetish...jeez, way to over interpret.

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EvilPotato 14

These other two comments make me want to jump out a window.

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False_Stupidity 41

^ but then all we would have, depending on window height, is potato mash or evil potato mash.

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illabye 0

It's fine. Soon you'll adapt to the sound again and it won't be suck a big deal. Lmao

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xiaoxaio 5

i bet you 75% of ppl that read this, sucked on their teeth hahah

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ashtonkay 7

Haha I did! I was like hmm that can be quite distracting.

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ranamile 0

You little smart ass bahahaha

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abbey321 8

My teacher chews his tinge never noticed till someone pointed it out. Now I can't stop thinking about it.

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MrsDruidess 23

I had to drop a class I really wanted because I couldn't stand that the professor said UM so much. My first day of class I recorded 1 min and she said it 37 times!! I couldn't go all year like that. Sorry OP, that super sucks.

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DarksideDoll 31

When I was in public school, we had a French teacher that used to itch/adjust his junk (hand IN his pants, not through them), then lick his fingers & turn the textbook page of whichever poor sop was closest to him. Cringe-worthy. This popped into my mind partially because of the FML, partially because of OP's name.

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SinfulTragedy 19

Answer questions and suck on your teeth too. Maybe he'll get the hint.

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lilwaynerockz_fml 12

Then whip out your dick and say "suck on this!".

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graham11 14

I have a teacher whose bottom three buttons of his shirt always comes unbuttoned and his belly button is completely visible..

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4everblackjack 10

FYL OP! I have the same problem too, someone pointed out that our vice principle has some nasty hairy mole under his lip (which I didn't notice) & now every time he says anything I notice it.. Gahh

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Jimster1712 0

Are you singaporean or malaysian by any chance?

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frecktured 14

I know the "la" right? Yes I'm singaporean...

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rhysfucker 24

Make sure you thank your classmate (ssshhk). I'm sure he had no idea it would distract you (ssshhk). Focus (ssshhk). You can get past this (ssshhk).

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HannahPaloozah 0

This is kinda random, but I looked at ur profile ( like a creeper) mainly cuz I wanted to see ur pic, but I saw where your 41 . Are those your shoes ? Cuz ive never seen anyone past their 20s with vans ?

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saIty 17

If you listen very carefully you can hear, Mary had a little lamb.

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seanoc69 7

Could be worse it's only your college degree at stake

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marinus_fml 19

Did your English teacher have this habit also?

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

I-lost-the-game, your name is heinous and evil... I love it >:D Thumbs up for your name

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Sassybq1 13

I LOVE YOU USERNAME! :D That 70's Show all the way man!

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taternuts 0

She's not mentally challenged. My username is from That 70's Show, they call Kelso taternuts one episode after he spills mashed potatoes on his junk. Do you happen to be a dick?

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taternuts 0

Edit: skimmed her comment and didn't notice the missing r. Question still stands though

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himoonkey 8

Wow it's been a long time since I've seen an op comment

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