FML : Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up,...

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Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sad - / Friday 24 April 2009 08:18 / United States

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By alki_fml | 5

#139362 - Friday 24 April 2009 16:16

His loss! Looks like he's stupid after all.. i'd call that a lucky escape

By blowyourspeakers | 0

#139385 - Friday 24 April 2009 16:22

Why didn't you say anything?

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By bienfait_nn | 0

#139349 - Friday 24 April 2009 16:20

You could have just explained YDI

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GumStickExtraGmail | 21

#7544369 - Saturday 23 September 2017 6:44

you victim blaming piece of shit

By Jigga_PaNG | 0

#139360 - Friday 24 April 2009 16:22

Ahahah!

By alki_fml | 5

#139362 - Friday 24 April 2009 16:16

His loss! Looks like he's stupid after all.. i'd call that a lucky escape

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caits13 | 0

#1133613 - Saturday 24 July 2010 15:26

Thats true once you think about it- you're better off without him. Seems like he's a bit of a spaz.

By Jaywin | 3

#139366 - Friday 24 April 2009 16:22

You didn't think to explain it to him? I mean you could've whipped out your phone and shown him you were legit.

By The_Master | 0

#139378 - Friday 24 April 2009 16:23

now itd be REAL funny if he frequents this site, and reads this, and realizes what a jackass he truly is. and then, of course, posts an FML about it, just to make the whole thing complete.

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isaiaha11 | 2

#1444936 - Thursday 23 September 2010 3:07

WIN

By bienfait_nn | 0

#139384 - Friday 24 April 2009 16:20

You could have just explained, YDI

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DoWT | 11

#6350735 - Wednesday 15 July 2015 0:27

Why would you want to after an outburst like that?

By blowyourspeakers | 0

#139385 - Friday 24 April 2009 16:22

Why didn't you say anything?

By fleakfragfry | 0

#139388 - Friday 24 April 2009 16:22

Sounds like a whiny under confident spiteful douche. You may have lucked out, learning that right off the bat.

By tWitt3rBuG | 0

#139394 - Friday 24 April 2009 16:26

Sounds like he's been rejected alot... RUN! Lol

By sunkissed_surf | 0

#139398 - Friday 24 April 2009 16:26

haha that sucks. he's probably a tard. i agree with #1

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