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Not respected anymore

By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 09:04 - Australia

Today, as a respected artist, I was running a workshop with a bunch of rowdy college kids. I was in the middle of demonstrating a painting technique when I accidentally washed my paintbrush in my coffee instead of my paint water. They waited until I then drank from it to burst out in hysterics. FML

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By thirsty artist - 28/09/2023 08:00

Today, I was working on a painting and went to take a sip of my tea. Instead, I took a swig of paint water. FML

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Vandals!

By Anonymous - 26/03/2016 05:51 - United States - Cortlandt Manor

Today, I brought my best painting yet to college. I showed it off and everyone loved it. Or almost everyone. When we came back from lunch break, we found someone had sharpied the words "JIZZ BUTT" all over it. That painting took two weeks to finish. FML

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By I'm Trading Up For A Dog - 14/12/2014 20:28 - Finland - Pori

Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML

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Felt cute, may delete myself later

By Dragon - 04/04/2023 12:00

Today, in an attempt to flirt with a cute guy in art class I barely know, I put on his sweater while he was in the bathroom. He came back just in time to see me spill white paint all over it. FML

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By fmypaint - 14/10/2009 09:31 - United States

Today, I was vigorously putting primer on my canvas for a beginning painting class. I accidentally sprayed specks of primer on the very dark painting to the right of mine. The painter is in an advanced class. She's been working on this one all semester. There's no one to her right. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I finally finished my art project which was worth 50% of my quarterly grade. I came in 1st period to give it to her. When she turned to look at it, her elbow hit her coffee and spilled it all over the canvas. I got 60%. She said I would have had a 100%, except for the giant coffee stain. FML

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Ruined art

By annie - 17/11/2020 00:08 - United States - Denver

Today, while sitting on a bench drawing, some guy went up to me, yelled, “YOUR ART SUCKS” and flipped my sketchpad out of my hands. I’d been working on that piece for hours and now there’s a big black pencil streak on it. FML

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By Petridishoflove - 20/01/2009 06:12 - Hong Kong

Today, I put my paint brush into my cup of tea. FML

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Steady on

By Anonymous - 20/10/2023 07:00 - Canada

Today, I found out the hard way that you shouldn't try to open a can of paint with a screwdriver. The lid flew off, and my kitchen floor now looks like an abstract art painting, which I could probably call, "Various blue splodges on wood canvas." FML

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By fuuu. - 19/03/2012 12:39 - Hong Kong

Today, while painting a wall, I handed a bucket of paint up to my friend who was standing on the top rung of a ladder. She said she felt dizzy, and came crashing down on me, along with the paint on my head. FML

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Wileypube 0

Friday 24 April 2009 16:17

i'd have been right there with them.

tehhotness 0

Friday 24 April 2009 16:22

YDI, there isn't a person in the world that wouldn't wait and watch that happen

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Wileypube 0

Friday 24 April 2009 16:17

i'd have been right there with them.

miss_madison 10

Friday 24 August 2012 18:37

Yep. Those are my kind of people.

cnhd 0

Friday 24 April 2009 16:21

woohoo college Lets get rowdy!

gonefishin611 0

Friday 24 April 2009 16:17

tard.

ryguy997 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 5:12

did you get any odd symptoms? was it watercolor or liquid??

buttonface 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 3:20

98... seriously? Water or liquid. Idiot.

llScarlFacell 0

Wednesday 28 April 2010 7:08

98 You're the idiot. He meant liquid as in acrylic paint. Water is a liquid but a liquid doesn't have to be water. IDIOT.

thatonek1d 0

Monday 21 June 2010 20:30

how did you not notice the shit color of the freaking coffee?!?!?!

bluehero 17

Sunday 21 April 2013 4:56

What kind of world has this become if you can't laugh at yourself? I definitely would have if I was in your situation lol

Paws_Cat 29

Saturday 14 February 2015 1:41

What if it was brown paint?

bontron 0

Friday 24 April 2009 16:18

hahahah YDI

blowyourspeakers 0

Friday 24 April 2009 16:20

Hahahaha. .. effing hilarious.

tehhotness 0

Friday 24 April 2009 16:24

#2 - agreed. There isn't a person in the world that wouldn't wait and watch that happen

chillaxDude 0

Friday 24 April 2009 16:24

Shit happens. Get over it and laugh it off.

tehhotness 0

Friday 24 April 2009 16:22

YDI, there isn't a person in the world that wouldn't wait and watch that happen

Vaati_fml 20

Sunday 12 May 2013 3:13

There's me, though.

Jaywin 3

Friday 24 April 2009 16:25

Actually, I would've done the same thing. That sounds way too funny.

MaiLouIsLegend 0

Friday 24 April 2009 16:26

Hahah awww tasty? Painted yourself in the mouth Better luck next time, besides place your coffee elsewhere lolx

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Same thing different taste

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Vandals!

Thanks, I hate it

Felt cute, may delete myself later

Ruined art

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