Dating Struggles By FML Videos - 26/09/2018 18:30 Poor lad. I agree, your life sucks 260 You deserved it 88 Share Tweet Share
Today, I asked my sister why she doesn’t visit our dad in hospital anymore. He’s been in a coma for months, but what she said was just nasty. Apparently, if she wanted to talk to a vegetable, she’d yell into the fridge once a week, at least it would save her the long bus ride. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 473 You deserved it 184
Today, like a drunk idiot, I texted my ex to ask if he maybe still had feelings for me. He texted back that yes, he did still have feelings for me, but then he has a wank and the feelings all disappear down the toilet wrapped in a tissue. Not gonna lie, I cried myself to sleep clutching a bottle of Schnapps. FML I agree, your life sucks 436 You deserved it 1 566
Today, my wife made up her own theme song for when she pees in the shower. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 181 You deserved it 3 159
Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy says "Mommy" and the mom looks down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walks out. The boy peed on the floor. FML I agree, your life sucks 59 080 You deserved it 2 619
Today, I was buying ingredients for a salad. I had only picked up a few cucumbers, when an elderly lady came up to me and murmured, "Make sure you use lots of lube, or that'll hurt. Been there, sweetheart." What the HELL? FML I agree, your life sucks 62 786 You deserved it 6 142
Today, my girlfriend got into the Christmas cheer while giving me a hand job, smashing my nuts with her palm in time to her humming of Jingle Bells. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 886 You deserved it 4 531
Today, my boss asked me if I needed to stand in the corner while I thought about what I did wrong. FML I agree, your life sucks 18 566 You deserved it 2 794
Today, I saw someone accidentally leave their headlights on downtown. Trying to be a helpful, I chased them down 2 blocks only to be informed that their headlights automatically turn off. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 869 You deserved it 6 608
Nothing but net! Maybe he should play basketball?