By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 04:24 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML
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sirpantselot 22
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The guy's probably awake half the night wondering why you gave him a blank page. You're inside his head now!

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CptZoe 10
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Track him down at a summer camp and put the pieces together. They will fit perfectly and you will live happily ever after.

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samsaf1989 5
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Oh well i guess you'll just have to repeat the entire process, except this time, remember to check the paper you're giving :)

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gc327072 30
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...but here's some paper, so call me maybe?

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WritingWrongs 8
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I'd love to see the look on his face though... >:O

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Posthuman 26
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"Does this mean you have an unlisted number?"

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MasterTron 24

It happens don't sweat it

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Codezlol 21
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Don't let it tear you up OP.

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StalkerChick 13

This is FML. There are no happy endings here... He probably would've thrown her number away.

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With_Love929 3

I just moderated a guys FML that said he got a blank piece of paper from a girl he liked and he thought it was the girls number. Hahahahaha

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JTthePurpleNinja 5
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Simple mistake I guess, better luck next time :)

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truth_spitta 0
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I feel like this could've been avoided if OP had just folded the whole piece of paper and given it to him.

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sirpantselot 22
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The guy's probably awake half the night wondering why you gave him a blank page. You're inside his head now!

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Posthuman 26
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So does this mean she did it right?

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sidd4in 7
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Only if they meet again!!!:p

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jezane 9
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And he didn't realize when you handed it to him?... Clueless bastard.

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gantoman 13
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Your picture... Oh god what is that?

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MormonPornstar 7
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It's a gerbil.

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CptZoe 10
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Track him down at a summer camp and put the pieces together. They will fit perfectly and you will live happily ever after.

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soullessgingers 0

Ah well, at least you know you have the courage now. Better luck next time!

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fmessiah 17
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Poor guy is going to be spending hours with lemon juice trying to unlock your invisible number.

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crduncan 6
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You mean a toaster?

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MissEmma_fml 22
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Good job he's not Taylor Swift or there'd be ANOTHER album coming out.

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PipingMouse 14
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He-ee! Gave me, gave me, gave me a blank piece of paper...

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perdix 29

So, instead of thinking that he's someone you'd like to date, he now realizes that you consider him as your litter basket.

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Drigr 9
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Do you just already know half yor comments fail? I notice you usually post a couple per fml

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gc327072 30
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18- the same reason animals almost never have just one offspring at a time, some are bound to fail.

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Starv 6
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I see what 9 is saying. Even though the girl feels bad, how would you feel when instead of getting a number all you get is a white piece of paper. Most people would perceive this as a mean joke. Thus I feel more sorry for the guy.

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Tezoma 28
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Everyone draws a blank occasionally, OP. No need to beat yourself up over a silly mistake, OP.

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Starv 6
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When I read you post, I directly thought you where a female. Why? Because who ever this guy is, this ain't cool! A guy starts dancing with you, then after a kiss or something like that, he has to go. What does he do? He 'writes down his number' but when you look later, you find out you didn't get any number. Wouldn't that ruin your ego for.a while?

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