By TheJuggla17 - 22/12/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I put in an application to my local market for a job that I desperately needed. I was talking to the manager, he seemed pleased with my application and said he'll call me. As he walks into his private office, I hear the sound of a paper shredder. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 044
You deserved it 2 605

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There is no other paper in his entire office except for your resume.

Assume much?

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First post W00t! You know it could have been something else. Why so negative?

whyyyy soooo serious?

Assume much?

Yeah Ops hopes arent shredded.

Positive thoughts!!!!!!! ^_^

Okay, I'm POSITIVE that his application got annihilated....

why so negative??? [Chorus:] Pay pay pay pay paper I can get your cush if you got the right paper I can get your pacs or the pills for the paper I can get your bricks of that white for the paper shawty I can change your whole life for that paper yeah [Verse 1:] Paper ain't an issue iv been gettin money Iv done moved them pacs when that dealing is sunny I drop it in the pot it jump out Like a bunny my recipe is funny a little bit of this a little bit of that I hit it with a razor And I throw it in the sack you can call it ricky rock and you can call it crack but Whatever that you call it best beleive it's coming back [loop:] Cush for the, pills for tha, paper. rob for the, we go hard for the, paper. Steal for the, kill for the, but I will get the paper paper Hustle for the, grind for the, paper paper [Verse 2:] Step up in the house for the paper stick the pistol dead up in ya mouth for that paper Yeah I'll tie your ass to the couch for the paper cock it back and blow your brains out For that paper paper [chorus:] I can get your cush if you got the right paper I can get your pacs or the pills for the paper I can get your bricks of that white shawty I can change your whole life for that paper yeah [Verse 3:] Make a nigga holla about that money dollar 223 in my impala dodging through some shooter and bullets the size of baby powder throw him in the trunk and drop his ass of in that water theyll never find you, ya ass gone float across that water Hold up coma piano with peranas I do it for the paper get it where you GONNER I'm all about that mona and I ain't talkin lisa what the fuck you talkin bout bitch I'm talkin Bout that paper Block boyz it's all about that paper ha ha (

dude no oned wants to see a whole song in the Fml comments gtfo plz

hahah I would Of Laughed... GO apply for another job. LAME!!

Would HAVE laughed. The expression is "would have" or "would've."

There is no other paper in his entire office except for your resume.

Hahaha! But seriously people need to start thinking positive!

How do you know he was even shredding your resume and not something else?? Geez, you're a bright little ray of sunshine aren't you. I wouldn't want to employ someone as pessimistic as you.

a bit overly sensitive aren't we? don't assume it's your application. keep on keeping on. just say "some will, some won't, so what, next."

Doesn't mean it's yours...

I wouldn't automatically assume it's your resume obviously. With that said, that was some terrible timing.