Today, I spoke to my crush for the first time, and after a while...

By sofuckingembarassing. - 11/2/2013 19:19 - United States

Today, I spoke to my crush for the first time, and after a while he asked for my number. Ecstatic, I took the first piece of paper I saw out of my purse. I wrote it down and gave it to him, but he handed it back and said, "You might need this." It was an appointment card for my therapist. FML

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By Meshidaru_fml | 7

#5364097 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 1:15

Tell him it's for the other you.

By DocBastard | 38

#5364116 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 1:20

"Oh, that! I'm in therapy for my nymphomania."

He will call. I guarantee it.

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By skip_m | 6

#5364096 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 1:15

Yeah, but he could be your love doctor.

By Meshidaru_fml | 7

#5364097 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 1:15

Tell him it's for the other you.

androiddestroya | 7

#5364166 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 1:42

If bad goes to worse, at least she'll still have each other.

By obnum | 19

#5364107 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 1:18

Quite the awkward moment.

By ProjectN69 | 12

#5364109 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 1:18

At least now you'll have something to talk to your therapist about!

andyyroxx | 20

#5364113 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 1:19

Not elated in the slightest, hence the FML.

silvercamaro | 21

#5364389 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 4:28

^ Buzz Killington up in here

ProjectN69 | 12

#5364498 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 5:43

Haha give andyyroxx a break. I changed my comment after he replied.

By MaydayParadexx | 18

#5364114 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 1:19

I don't see where this is an FML moment. Therapy is nothing to be ashamed of.

By DocBastard | 38

#5364116 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 1:20

"Oh, that! I'm in therapy for my nymphomania."

He will call. I guarantee it.

kyleekay | 25

#5364182 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 1:54

Is that how you & Mrs. Bastard met, Doc? :)

DocBastard | 38

#5364190 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 2:00

Shush, you.

jem970 | 19

#5364457 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 5:14

Hehe its ok Doc. You meet the nicest people in therapy :-) and im sure mrs. Bastard is a lovely lady. FMLers dont judge. Wait.... thats why we are all here o_O...

GracesDelirium | 9

#5364536 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 6:29

Yeah, we're pretty much all judgmental pricks. Welcome to life?

dalink | 24

#5366267 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 12:39

That's a pretty effed up fracture.

By jrod9327 | 17

#5364117 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 1:20

I always give my number to the person so I don't have to worry about wondering if they are interested enough to talk or not. It also helps with not needing to carry paper or pen. And I may not get an answer from the author but did he not have a cell phone to put the number in?

Mauskau | 35

#5364197 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 2:03

Yeah, I tend to put my number in their phone for them or tell them it as they put it in. It's so easy to lose the pieces of paper.

jrod9327 | 17

#5365343 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 20:50

Or the worst is when you forget and throw your pants in the wash. Before I had my first cell phone, I did that a lot.

By BlackPhenom | 9

#5364118 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 1:20

I guess you have a whole story to tell your therapist now.

By panicsdisaster | 17

#5364121 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 1:21

Hey we all are a little crazy in are own right. If someone can't deal with it they might be in for a long lonely life of thinking they are perfect. Kind of ironic.

BronayPonay | 6

#5364265 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 2:51

*our

panicsdisaster | 17

#5364462 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 5:20

Touche

lolmandi | 9

#5364613 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 7:40

I think I'm going to need therapy after seeing # 12's profile picture.

By MaydayParadexx | 18

#5364125 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 1:22

I don't see where this is an FML moment. Therapy is nothing to be ashamed of.