Today, I met a hot guy at a club and we really hit it off. We went back to his place and we got down to business. After, I noticed he had an iPod Touch on his nightstand. I complimented him on it and he responded with, "Yeah, my girlfriend gave it to me as an anniversary present." FML
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Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, I was alone with a work acquaintance at lunch. A noise came from his pocket; he whipped out his iPod Touch and said "Sorry, I have to take this," before walking away with the iPod to his ear. Not only did he not want to talk to me, he thought I was stupid enough to confuse an iPod with a phone. FML
Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I spent a nice night with the guy I’ve been madly crushing on for the past year. When he went to the bathroom and left his phone unlocked, I looked at his photo album and saw photos of my house, my room, me sleeping, and my naked body. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
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qwertyuiop8989 0
It's just sex....it's his fault...not yours
Signposthead 0
Why would you complement him on his ipod touch, if it was like an iPhone signed by a famous person a could see it, but come on
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hugzandkisses666 0
Ergh, why do people comment all the same stuff. All I see is another judgmental comment after another saying, "****," and similar comments. Why do people care about what people do with their life? And maybe it feels good to people. It's not all about not respecting yourself. Maybe they respect themselves enough to go and pleasure themselves when they want it. It says the guy is hot, so obviously she wanted it and was attracted to him. It's probably just an FML because she didn't expect to be pulled into that type of situation, and thought he was just another single, promiscuous adult. Okay, yeah, she didn't know him so she can't expect for him to be completely honest, but you can't just assume that she didn't ask if he had a girlfriend. Maybe he lied at first before he got the sex, and you can't include all of the details in an FML or else it won't come out as smoothly. Even if it's fake, all these comments are real people's views. Some people may like the anonymity aspect of having sex with someone they don't know. I don't think I would, but that doesn't mean other people won't. Also, I am a virgin, so I am not defending her to defend my lifestyle if that's what people who read this are thinking. She probably just doesn't like the thought of being the 'other woman'.
daarlingdamsel 0
If she doesn't want other people's opinions then she shouldn't post it here. When you go home with someone you don't know you risk a lot of things. You said maybe she respects herself enough to pleasure herself. That is the most ridiculous argument I have ever heard. Having random sex with strangers is dangerous in so many ways. This guy could have been ANYONE, he could be a psycho, he could be a serial killer, he could be infected with some disease, or obviously, he could be in a relationship. There is absolutely no excuse for running around like that. You want pleasure? There are a lot of other safer ways of getting sexual satisfaction. She deserves all of these comments because she posted here in the first place and she deserves no sympathy whatsoever. Would you take pills without knowing what the hell you were taking and find out that what you thought were pain relievers ended up being acid and expect people to feel sorry for you? Would you go walking around the Grand Canyon blindfolded? Would you go into a dark room and let any random stranger come have sex with you? I think not. This situation is just as bad. The risks of that 20 minutes or so of pleasure is not worth it. They were both ***** and he was a bastard. But, it's okay to judge him I guess since I see you aren't saying anything about that. Maybe HE wasn't getting the pleasure HE wanted and he was doing just what she was. Does that make it okay then too? Gosh, you liberal minded, everything is okay, let's all do whatever we want without thinking because it feels good people are what are destroying this country. *rolls eyes*
ASpocksky 0
So if they are the ones "destroying this country" why not let them do what they want and if something bad happens don't help them out. Then there will be less people in the world to do stupid things. This is just a place to go and laugh at people's stupid mistakes/misfortunes, no need to get all worked up about it.
daarlingdamsel 0
To everyone saying 'there is nothing wrong with casual sex' THERE IS NO DAMN THING!!! My goodness, it is the closest you can be to another human being and is deeply intimate and there is nothing casual about it!! Anyway, this is not an FML, one night stands are pretty disgusting and you definitely deserved it. Keep your legs shut. He shouldn't have cheated, but how many people meet decent guys from one night stands? I would say most likely zero.
athos1237 4
Can't be an "accidentalslut" if you go f--k some random guy from a club. You would be "intentionalslut".
nanoflacka 0
Wow. I can't believe u didn't expect that. Maybe you should have asked him if he had a gf
hk_fml 9
oh man. You guys are ******* insane. Why the **** do you care if she sleeps with random men? If she's using protection, not hurting herself or anyone else, why should any of you care? She's a **** because she enjoys unattached sex? Come off it.
freelove_fml 2
Word. Bunch of medieval retards yelling about "morals". Sex is fun, there's nothing wrong about it. Morals are about not being an asshole, not about sex.
uberkrissy 0
Okay, I think we've had enough of everyone admonishing the girl for picking a guy up at a bar. You know what, sex is just sex for some people. It isn't 'making love.' People have different opinions, and I accept that. In a relationship, it's a big milestone as yes, you're pretty much 'making love.' Otherwise, it's JUST SEX to feel good. People will have to learn that sex is for pleasure, and if the dude's "hot" - perhaps it's even more more pleasurable. Bars and clubs were basically created for people to have a good time, no strings attached.
Imgonnatrollyou 0
YDI for not being Straight Edge like me
blobxmaster13 0
take his phone, look for texts that might be from a girlfriend, and then tell her. its foolproof. :).
cucumberfabulous 7
Freaking finally someone knows that not all virgins are virgins because they "can't get any"
Nixx_has_2_xs 0
He deserves it for having sex with the OP without telling her that he has a gf. FYL