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By accidentalslut - 07/08/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I met a hot guy at a club and we really hit it off. We went back to his place and we got down to business. After, I noticed he had an iPod Touch on his nightstand. I complimented him on it and he responded with, "Yeah, my girlfriend gave it to me as an anniversary present." FML

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By desperate - 26/09/2009 14:15 - Denmark

Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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By luvizwar - 18/09/2009 23:27 - Australia

Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 12:17 - Australia

Today, I was alone with a work acquaintance at lunch. A noise came from his pocket; he whipped out his iPod Touch and said "Sorry, I have to take this," before walking away with the iPod to his ear. Not only did he not want to talk to me, he thought I was stupid enough to confuse an iPod with a phone. FML

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By ultraattitude - 22/04/2012 07:01 - United States - Union City

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2018 15:00

Today, I spent a nice night with the guy I’ve been madly crushing on for the past year. When he went to the bathroom and left his phone unlocked, I looked at his photo album and saw photos of my house, my room, me sleeping, and my naked body. FML

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Think before you speak

By Takuma - 20/05/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML

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By csgocockblock - 27/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Jenks

Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML

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qwertyuiop8989 0

Friday 7 August 2009 22:59

It's just sex....it's his fault...not yours

Signposthead 0

Friday 7 August 2009 23:24

Why would you complement him on his ipod touch, if it was like an iPhone signed by a famous person a could see it, but come on

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IUsed2 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 1:54

"Today, I met a hot guy at a club and we really hit it off. We went back to his place and we had sex." Is it weird that I read this sentence and knew that whatever followed YDI?

GossipGirl_xoxo_fml 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 22:55

That will teach you not too have sex with the one's you don't even know. Xoxo -Gossip Girl

dvs01 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 2:38

Why do people assume that having sex with someone else is cheating? Cheating is only if you go against the rules. Why assume that everyone's rules are to be exclusive sexually? It's an incorrect assumption. Especially these days, there are all sorts of relationships out there in the wild. For example, my girlfriend and I are in an open relationship. We are free to have sex with other people. And it isn't cheating, because it doesn't go against our rules. Also, why the hell was what happened to you a BAD thing? You had fun and got laid. Wtf is wrong with that? Why is your life ****** because this dude's girlfriend got him an iPod? Are you jealous that noone else gives you gifts or something?

elizabethash93 0

Monday 31 August 2009 0:44

#164 thats nice if you are happy with it. but why would you want someone you are dating (and maybe love?) to be sleeping with other people? any guy i know would not go for that. and btw the iPod was how she found out he had a girlfriend. You seemed confused..or maybe you're just trying to contradict the whole statement. haha

VeggieTrunks 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 15:42

Though I guess it would be good practice to ask people straight out if they have a girlfriend, that's not my problem in this situation. I just don't think you should have slept with someone you knew for a couple hours :S maybe if you'd had a few dates with the guy, you would have found out he had a girlfriend when he wasn't riding your bones. Ya know?

Im_cursed 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 17:16

bitch quit hoeing around and this shit wouldnt happen.. difference between guys and girls is that a dudes dick still looks the same after ******* 20 girls.. a girl after ******* 20 guys looks like chewed up roast beef.. :/

urlifemaysuk 0

Monday 28 September 2009 1:56

hey I'm using an iPod touch right now XD

lilkim_fml 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 17:07

Good for you:)

superkitten_fml 0

Friday 11 December 2009 21:15

I think there's a small difference between casual sex and sex with someone you just met in a club. I had to reread the post too, at first I thought you had asked about the Ipod Touch during sex, which would have been weird.