Today, I met a hot guy at a club and we really hit it off. We went back to his place and we got down to business. After, I noticed he had an iPod Touch on his nightstand. I complimented him on it and he responded with, "Yeah, my girlfriend gave it to me as an anniversary present." FML
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Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, I was alone with a work acquaintance at lunch. A noise came from his pocket; he whipped out his iPod Touch and said "Sorry, I have to take this," before walking away with the iPod to his ear. Not only did he not want to talk to me, he thought I was stupid enough to confuse an iPod with a phone. FML
Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I spent a nice night with the guy I’ve been madly crushing on for the past year. When he went to the bathroom and left his phone unlocked, I looked at his photo album and saw photos of my house, my room, me sleeping, and my naked body. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
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qwertyuiop8989 0
It's just sex....it's his fault...not yours
Signposthead 0
Why would you complement him on his ipod touch, if it was like an iPhone signed by a famous person a could see it, but come on
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IUsed2 0
"Today, I met a hot guy at a club and we really hit it off. We went back to his place and we had sex." Is it weird that I read this sentence and knew that whatever followed YDI?
GossipGirl_xoxo_fml 0
That will teach you not too have sex with the one's you don't even know. Xoxo -Gossip Girl
dvs01 0
Why do people assume that having sex with someone else is cheating? Cheating is only if you go against the rules. Why assume that everyone's rules are to be exclusive sexually? It's an incorrect assumption. Especially these days, there are all sorts of relationships out there in the wild. For example, my girlfriend and I are in an open relationship. We are free to have sex with other people. And it isn't cheating, because it doesn't go against our rules. Also, why the hell was what happened to you a BAD thing? You had fun and got laid. Wtf is wrong with that? Why is your life ****** because this dude's girlfriend got him an iPod? Are you jealous that noone else gives you gifts or something?
elizabethash93 0
#164 thats nice if you are happy with it. but why would you want someone you are dating (and maybe love?) to be sleeping with other people? any guy i know would not go for that. and btw the iPod was how she found out he had a girlfriend. You seemed confused..or maybe you're just trying to contradict the whole statement. haha
VeggieTrunks 0
Though I guess it would be good practice to ask people straight out if they have a girlfriend, that's not my problem in this situation. I just don't think you should have slept with someone you knew for a couple hours :S maybe if you'd had a few dates with the guy, you would have found out he had a girlfriend when he wasn't riding your bones. Ya know?
Im_cursed 0
bitch quit hoeing around and this shit wouldnt happen.. difference between guys and girls is that a dudes dick still looks the same after ******* 20 girls.. a girl after ******* 20 guys looks like chewed up roast beef.. :/
urlifemaysuk 0
hey I'm using an iPod touch right now XD
lilkim_fml 0
Good for you:)
superkitten_fml 0
I think there's a small difference between casual sex and sex with someone you just met in a club. I had to reread the post too, at first I thought you had asked about the Ipod Touch during sex, which would have been weird.
Basiil 0
was that me? lol! jkjk xD
brianjman14 22
wow guys it's called a one night stand she didn't know the guy had a gf it's a fherlife