Today, I met a hot guy at a club and we really hit it off. We went back to his place and we got down to business. After, I noticed he had an iPod Touch on his nightstand. I complimented him on it and he responded with, "Yeah, my girlfriend gave it to me as an anniversary present." FML
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Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, I was alone with a work acquaintance at lunch. A noise came from his pocket; he whipped out his iPod Touch and said "Sorry, I have to take this," before walking away with the iPod to his ear. Not only did he not want to talk to me, he thought I was stupid enough to confuse an iPod with a phone. FML
Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I spent a nice night with the guy I’ve been madly crushing on for the past year. When he went to the bathroom and left his phone unlocked, I looked at his photo album and saw photos of my house, my room, me sleeping, and my naked body. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
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qwertyuiop8989 0
It's just sex....it's his fault...not yours
Signposthead 0
Why would you complement him on his ipod touch, if it was like an iPhone signed by a famous person a could see it, but come on
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Comments (202)
jc21_fml 1
YDI. sloooot.
MoobyTheCow 2
Why do you care? It's not like you were going to see him again anyways.
Bumlove89 0
Was there only "one night stand?" hahaha
flyingtoasters 0
Im with the few people who actually make sense on this one. Maybe she hasnt gotten any for a while, maybe they had a connection when they met, its happened to me, of course I didnt sleep with him the night I met him... Doesnt make her a ****. Would you say the same thing had it been a guy meeting a chick, going back to her place, having sex and then complimenting her on her phone or music thing and her saying her bf gave it to her for their anniversary? Just saying. OP may or may not be a **** but its not for you to decide. OP-Next time, maybe ask random if they are in a relationship. If its a long term one, there should be signs in the place like, girl clothes, toothbrush, makeup, etc. Not saying you deserve it but, at least ask, that way if he lies, its more his fault.
lackofcolour 0
I'm ki ndof with you, if it had been a guy nobody would have said anything like this. let the poor girl get some action without being called a ***** by 140 strangers on the internet, it's definitely all on the guy in this situation.
Ridyn 0
That's what happens when you're a **** looking for one night stands.
NightlightPL0X 0
YDI for causing the Great Depression.
pieceofthepie11 0
what was his name? I just bought my bfriend and ipod touch :/
uppitybitch 0
yeah, this is totally her fault. I mean if its a one night stand then why the hell did he not tell her? i mean, common sense people, if youre going to cheat on your gf then make sure the one night stand knows you're in a relationship.
RAMBabyyy 0
Doesn't seem to me you're an accidental ****, sounds like you just are.
triplethreat13 0
you're not a ****. you're his one-night stand. he did tell you he was in a relationship; he just kinda picked a bad time to do so. and MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE he was talking about an ex? probably not but possibly!