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By accidentalslut - 07/08/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I met a hot guy at a club and we really hit it off. We went back to his place and we got down to business. After, I noticed he had an iPod Touch on his nightstand. I complimented him on it and he responded with, "Yeah, my girlfriend gave it to me as an anniversary present." FML

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By desperate - 26/09/2009 14:15 - Denmark

Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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By luvizwar - 18/09/2009 23:27 - Australia

Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 12:17 - Australia

Today, I was alone with a work acquaintance at lunch. A noise came from his pocket; he whipped out his iPod Touch and said "Sorry, I have to take this," before walking away with the iPod to his ear. Not only did he not want to talk to me, he thought I was stupid enough to confuse an iPod with a phone. FML

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By ultraattitude - 22/04/2012 07:01 - United States - Union City

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2018 15:00

Today, I spent a nice night with the guy I’ve been madly crushing on for the past year. When he went to the bathroom and left his phone unlocked, I looked at his photo album and saw photos of my house, my room, me sleeping, and my naked body. FML

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Think before you speak

By Takuma - 20/05/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML

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By csgocockblock - 27/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Jenks

Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML

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qwertyuiop8989 0

Friday 7 August 2009 22:59

It's just sex....it's his fault...not yours

Signposthead 0

Friday 7 August 2009 23:24

Why would you complement him on his ipod touch, if it was like an iPhone signed by a famous person a could see it, but come on

Comments

KumoFF7 3

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:37

YDI for being a filthy harlot

Vitamin_C 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:42

Serves you right for ******* random people

summer99 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:53

all these FMLs are the same my god don't you people learn to make sure the person you're hooking up with isn't already taken!

pat2rome 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:55

I love how the name is "accidentalslut." Because you're definitely only a **** because the guy has a girlfriend. Not because you met him at a club and then had sex with him a few hours later.

danceoo 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 4:05

i don't think it's your fault that it happened, but when you have a lifetsyle like that, then you have to expect that that might happen. If you have sex with a guy you don't know, who knows what could happen?

capricaz 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 4:37

How is this an fml? F his girlfriend's life. What were you expecting, a relationship? ****.

cramazing 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 4:39

ACCIDENTAL ****??? how is this accidental U hooked up with somebody u didnt even know

luvluv_fml 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 4:48

how did you meet him? what were you talking about, for gettin hit it off?, j/w

blahdsflksfd 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 5:17

Any sex before marriage is wrong. No casual sex.

OMFGG 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 5:20

wtf

glassdoorfail 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 9:56

no way, it perfectly legit 2 try b4 u buy

plexico 3

Saturday 8 August 2009 5:19

Don't worry, in a few weeks the girlfriend will compliment him on the running, syphilitic sores on his dick and he'll respond with, "Yeah, some dumb **** from the club gave it to me as a First Date present."