Today, I met a hot guy at a club and we really hit it off. We went back to his place and we got down to business. After, I noticed he had an iPod Touch on his nightstand. I complimented him on it and he responded with, "Yeah, my girlfriend gave it to me as an anniversary present." FML
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Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, I was alone with a work acquaintance at lunch. A noise came from his pocket; he whipped out his iPod Touch and said "Sorry, I have to take this," before walking away with the iPod to his ear. Not only did he not want to talk to me, he thought I was stupid enough to confuse an iPod with a phone. FML
Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I spent a nice night with the guy I’ve been madly crushing on for the past year. When he went to the bathroom and left his phone unlocked, I looked at his photo album and saw photos of my house, my room, me sleeping, and my naked body. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
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qwertyuiop8989 0
It's just sex....it's his fault...not yours
Signposthead 0
Why would you complement him on his ipod touch, if it was like an iPhone signed by a famous person a could see it, but come on
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elchapin562 0
damn this is both FYL and YDI. a man always wants sex, so it's his fault. but you deserve it for going with random dudes home.
cocky 0
Nice username. WTF. You're not a **** for ******* a guy you don't know but you are because he had a girlfriend you didn't know about? You're an idiot. I hope he gave you the HIV.
blueflame 2
And this is why we don't have sex right after meeting someone and not knowing anything about them. I would think that the question "are you single?" would have come up.
HorsingAround 0
hey accidentalslut..what was this dicks name?
girlwhoactshigh 0
uh that sucks but you did you ask if he was SINGLE?!?!? if you did then his fault but since i think you probally didnt you should HAVE DX poor girkfriend
LadyLynne 0
Well were you expecting a relationship or something?
MetalCraze 11
YDI for being a ***** I hope you get herpes
intotheblue 0
First of all, that doesn't mean he's cheating. His girlfriend could've given him the iPod as a gift for their anniversary, and then they broke up at some point after that. Having an iPod Touch, myself, I know I wouldn't care whether we had broken up or not, those things are freaking amazing. It's not like a sentimental gift you hide away or get rid of because it's too painful or something. It's an awesome piece of electronics, and he's a guy, and ... you get my point. However, if they -were- still together, you have no right to be hurt or shocked or indignant. You picked up a guy at the bar and spread your legs for him a few hours later. You signed your post 'accidentalslut' but you're not a **** because he has a girlfriend (if he does). You're a **** for taking home a stranger and screwing him. I just hope, if he -is- still with her, he used a condom so he doesn't spread your STDs to the poor girl.
SohJinh 0
YDI for shacking with a guy you've just met.
tori12 0
That's what you get when you have sex with strangers. YDI.