Today, I met a hot guy at a club and we really hit it off. We went back to his place and we got down to business. After, I noticed he had an iPod Touch on his nightstand. I complimented him on it and he responded with, "Yeah, my girlfriend gave it to me as an anniversary present." FML
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Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, I was alone with a work acquaintance at lunch. A noise came from his pocket; he whipped out his iPod Touch and said "Sorry, I have to take this," before walking away with the iPod to his ear. Not only did he not want to talk to me, he thought I was stupid enough to confuse an iPod with a phone. FML
Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I spent a nice night with the guy I’ve been madly crushing on for the past year. When he went to the bathroom and left his phone unlocked, I looked at his photo album and saw photos of my house, my room, me sleeping, and my naked body. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
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qwertyuiop8989 0
It's just sex....it's his fault...not yours
Signposthead 0
Why would you complement him on his ipod touch, if it was like an iPhone signed by a famous person a could see it, but come on
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badday123 0
honestly i think you deserve that one because you knew nothing about the guy. You can't be that surprised that he has a girlfriend because it was one night. You don't know him and i would not do the one night thing anymore if i were you
Buzzetta 0
YDI - that's what happens when you hook up with random people in clubs.
Clever_Sleazoid 0
Ydi for having sex with a random person you just met.
freelove_fml 2
coolcat33 0
YDI for being a loosey goosey ****. i hope you got crabs..and ghonnorhea..and thats his girlfriend opens up a can of whoopass on you. you didnt ask if he had a gf? so dumb.
aidsgiver247 0
then you rode him all night long while listening to some kicking tunezzzz. FLO RIDA-GET LOWWW
tangerine_12 0
You people who are saying "YDI for being a ****." and, "Why didn't you ask him if he had a girlfriend, ****?" are stupid. Agreed, she may not be the smartest person for having sex when she met him, but the guy is the actual player, ****, man-*****, hoe, pimp, or whatever. He's the ****, not her. How would she know if he had a girlfriend, I mean it's not like it's a law, but he shouldn't have had sex with her while having a girlfriend, so people saying she deserved it are partly-wrong, considering it's so stupid having sex with a guy you just met. For all you know, he could have been a murderer, and killed her.
YDit 0
She is still a dumb ****, it's a fact.
bobbypingirl 0
that's what you get for not keep your legs closed:)
adamstevejeff 0
If OP were a man, would he deserve it? No. Oh my lord, women having sex with whomever they please in 2009. How incredibly horrible and harmful to babies and kittens.
gummibehrs 4
Is it not harmful to babies if she gets pregnant with some hookup's baby and has an abortion?
Krankie 0
Okay.. there are a lot of posts here but i just have to say this: The only people calling the OP a **** are the people who don't get sex. ever. end of story.
badday123 0
how do you figure that? just wondering :) and for the record if she isn't doing this all the time she's no ****. if this is a rare thing for her then she's just not that smart.