Today, my husband has been in a bad mood all week, so I finally demanded to know why. He told me his favourite porn site has suddenly started showing adverts, so now he can’t wank in peace anymore without pop-up ads appearing every 20 seconds. FML
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Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, my husband decided he would rather rage-wank to my mum's Facebook profile picture than make love to me. FML
Today, my husband suggested we start making pornos online to make ends meet. I told him, “You bust so quickly, it’ll have to be a TikTok.” He’s been pouting all day. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
Today, a lack of porn is ruining my life. My boyfriend refuses to verify his age for some reason, so now every time he’s horny he pesters me instead of sneaking off to the bathroom. I enjoy sex and porn too, but not three times a day. I’ve got other shit to do. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Today, my husband is on day two of giving me the silent treatment. It started when he got mad that the house was messy and said, “Why can’t you be like those wives online?!” I snapped back, “Why can’t you fuck like the guys in the porn?!” Let’s see who apologizes first. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML
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kfchicken 31
AdBlock.
RichardPencil 30
Divorce him! If he's too dumb to find serviceable wanking **** on the Internet, you probably don't want to procreate with such a dunce.
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Comments (5)
RichardPencil 30
Divorce him! If he's too dumb to find serviceable wanking **** on the Internet, you probably don't want to procreate with such a dunce.
Wadlaen 23
Oh, that's a bummer - for both of you!
Warp1978 15
How often is he wanking? Could you help him out?
kfchicken 31
AdBlock.
bobsanction 18
Well if you'd put out more he wouldn't have to jerk off so much.
Dylan Borg 12
Wrong. Wanking in a functioning relationship is more about the personal time then the sex itself. Ofcourse, if you have no interaction with your wife, you will need to wank. But you can have a good sex life with your partner but still enjoy the personal time of a wank.