Today, I met a hot guy at a club and we really hit it off. We went back to his place and we got down to business. After, I noticed he had an iPod Touch on his nightstand. I complimented him on it and he responded with, "Yeah, my girlfriend gave it to me as an anniversary present." FML
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Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, I was alone with a work acquaintance at lunch. A noise came from his pocket; he whipped out his iPod Touch and said "Sorry, I have to take this," before walking away with the iPod to his ear. Not only did he not want to talk to me, he thought I was stupid enough to confuse an iPod with a phone. FML
Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I spent a nice night with the guy I’ve been madly crushing on for the past year. When he went to the bathroom and left his phone unlocked, I looked at his photo album and saw photos of my house, my room, me sleeping, and my naked body. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
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qwertyuiop8989 0
It's just sex....it's his fault...not yours
Signposthead 0
Why would you complement him on his ipod touch, if it was like an iPhone signed by a famous person a could see it, but come on
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zarc 0
Wow, F his girlfriend's life. And F the OP's life, though to a lesser extent. Definitely tell his girlfriend if you can. If he goes out to bars and hooks up without saying he has a girlfriend (it's his responsibility to disclose that info if he hasn't been asked), odds are he's done it more than once. Particularly if he's so blasé about bringing her up after the deed. He's a creep and she deserves to know what he is (even if she doesn't believe you, it'll at least plant the seed).
Craze_fan 0
I think, even if you're going to a club looking for a one night stand, it's common etiquette to only do so WHEN YOU'RE FREAKIN SINGLE. To do otherwise is simple douchebaggery. Just because the girl just wanted sex doesn't mean she wanted to be "the other woman" for some asshole in a relationship.
eforemma 0
Okay, I see everyone's perspective, but why are you all going, "You should have asked him did he have a girlfriend!" Is that what you ask someone who's flirting with you? If you hit it off with someone and things are going really well and he's flirting with you, then why would you assume that the person has a significant other? Wouldn't you think that he's single and that's why he's flirting with you? Surely, he's the one who deserves most of the shit. He's the one, despite having a girlfriend, asked someone else back to his place for sex. He cheated on his girlfriend - she didn't consciously do anything wrong, except maybe be ing a little bit easy and naive. And to everyone who's saying, "What did you expect from a one-night stand? A proposal?" Who says the OP wanted or expected anything besides a one-night stand? So just because she wanted a one-night stand with him, it shouldn't bother her that he has a girlfriend? Of course it would still bother her! You're going to feel guilty about the girlfriend, if you do it just the once or even ten times. The OP didn't set out to be a homewrecker when she headed to the club. Just because the OP had sex with a guy she met at a bar doesn't mean she's automatically a ****. Who says she does it all the time? Maybe she hasn't been in a relationship in a while and felt like some action - your hand isn't going to cut it all the time, you know. If the girl felt like sex, then she felt like sex. It's not a crime. Maybe she didn't want the hassle of a relationship right now and just wanted to get giggity. It's understandable, like. OP, I don't think YDI. You wanted sex, you didn't intentionally go, "Oh, I want sex with the first guy I see, and I hope he has a girlfriend so I can wreck the relationship!" Sheesh people, loosen up. The OP made a mistake. Like anyone's perfect.
letitbe56 0
This. I clicked YDI because she expected a one-night stand to turn into something. But everything you've written here is spot-on.
DarthExecutor 0
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aJ09 0
keep ur legs closed you *****, you deserved it. hopefully u catch an std soon or get preg, dirty bitch.
BLNovelist 0
Wow, FML, wow. Because any woman who isn't celibate until she has a long term boyfriend/girlfriend is a ***** and a *****. Really, people, how about getting your heads out of your own asses? What is this, high school? FYL, OP.
theintrollama 0
Duh, ****, that's why you don't go around ******* random strangers! Idiots like you are why one in three adults has an STD. Not to mention you could have wound up the victim of a crime at the hands of this random stranger you don't know.
LordKoin772 0
YDI for giving it up on the 1st night, get some background on a guy b4 u screw him next time
person1000003 0
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frannytrois64 0
This is what happens when hoes hit it off with a guy who has a sweet girlfriend and cares about him enough to buy him something that expensive. YDI for being a ****.
ChaCha339 10
She didn't know he had a sweet girlfriend & HE should've ******* said something before taking advantage of her. & CLEARLY, she wouldn't have slept with him had she known, but HE didn't ******* say anything. I don't think that's means for some asshole like you to just call her a **** or a hoe.