By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 05:34

Today, I did my first night of open-mic standup. The first 5 minutes went badly, but I don't know if it got any better afterwards, because a drunk audience member climbed up on stage and knocked me out. FML
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Welshite 39

I think he may of taken the knock-knock joke a tad too literally.

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Exodiafinder687 58

I bet the audience though that was the best punchline of the night.

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Welshite 39

I think he may of taken the knock-knock joke a tad too literally.

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wikypedia 5

Knock knock Who's there? Me, I kill you! *knocked out*

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Mauskau 35

Perhaps you should practice more with a smaller audience, see if your friends and family find you funny. If they don't, you have a lot of work to do. Good luck and I hope you're not injured.

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coried91 28

What are you talking about?! He was a knock out! *Buh dum tisss*

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

Even the most recognized singers had it rough in the beginning, overcome this obstacle & you'll only improve.

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khaoticpanda 28

I could be wrong but im sure hes talking about stand up comedy

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

read it too fast

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Steve95401 49

I have seen musicians who were magicians because they could make an audience disappear.

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kirbs19 37

Practice, practice, practice! You need to see if other people like yours material family, friends, colleges. And do some research on WHO will be there on open mic night! That way you won't get knocked out.

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Exodiafinder687 58

I bet the audience though that was the best punchline of the night.

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fluffiest 10

You beat me to the punch

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drayloon 50

I guess he was done waiting for the punch line edit: ah, shit, jus one comment too late

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