Today, I did my first night of open-mic standup. The first 5 minutes went badly, but I don't know if it got any better afterwards, because a drunk audience member climbed up on stage and knocked me out. FML
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Welshite
| 39
I think he may of taken the knock-knock joke a tad too literally.
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Exodiafinder687
| 58
I bet the audience though that was the best punchline of the night.
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Welshite
| 39
I think he may of taken the knock-knock joke a tad too literally.
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Enslaved
| 36
Standup? Not anymore.
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wikypedia
| 5
Knock knock
Who's there?
Me, I kill you!
*knocked out*
Who's there?
Me, I kill you!
*knocked out*
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Mauskau
| 35
Perhaps you should practice more with a smaller audience, see if your friends and family find you funny. If they don't, you have a lot of work to do. Good luck and I hope you're not injured.
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brendejafulable
| 41
i'd guess no.
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coried91
| 28
What are you talking about?! He was a knock out! *Buh dum tisss*
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Dodge4x4Ram
| 46
Even the most recognized singers had it rough in the beginning, overcome this obstacle & you'll only improve.
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khaoticpanda
| 28
I could be wrong but im sure hes talking about stand up comedy
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Dodge4x4Ram
| 46
read it too fast
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vikky538
| 28
then we should call it open-mic knockout..
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mct_1087
| 27
An open-bottle knockout.
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Steve95401
| 49
I have seen musicians who were magicians because they could make an audience disappear.
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PossiblyInDanger
| 24
Mictality!
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kirbs19
| 37
Practice, practice, practice! You need to see if other people like yours material family, friends, colleges. And do some research on WHO will be there on open mic night! That way you won't get knocked out.
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Exodiafinder687
| 58
I bet the audience though that was the best punchline of the night.
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fluffiest
| 10
You beat me to the punch
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drayloon
| 50
I guess he was done waiting for the punch line
edit: ah, shit, jus one comment too late
edit: ah, shit, jus one comment too late