Today, I did my first night of open-mic standup. The first 5...

By Anonymous - 21/1/2015 05:34

Today, I did my first night of open-mic standup. The first 5 minutes went badly, but I don't know if it got any better afterwards, because a drunk audience member climbed up on stage and knocked me out. FML

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By Welshite | 39

#6179525 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:38

I think he may of taken the knock-knock joke a tad too literally.

By Exodiafinder687 | 58

#6179559 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:48

I bet the audience though that was the best punchline of the night.

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By Welshite | 39

#6179525 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:38

I think he may of taken the knock-knock joke a tad too literally.

Enslaved | 36

#6179606 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 20:30

Standup? Not anymore.

wikypedia | 5

#6179686 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 22:02

Knock knock

Who's there?

Me, I kill you!

*knocked out*

By Mauskau | 35

#6179527 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:39

Perhaps you should practice more with a smaller audience, see if your friends and family find you funny. If they don't, you have a lot of work to do. Good luck and I hope you're not injured.

By brendejafulable | 40

#6179528 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:39

i'd guess no.

coried91 | 28

#6179864 - Thursday 22 January 2015 1:34

What are you talking about?! He was a knock out! *Buh dum tisss*

By Dodge4x4Ram | 46

#6179535 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:41

Even the most recognized singers had it rough in the beginning, overcome this obstacle & you'll only improve.

khaoticpanda | 28

#6179681 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 21:51

I could be wrong but im sure hes talking about stand up comedy

Dodge4x4Ram | 46

#6179847 - Thursday 22 January 2015 1:13

read it too fast

By vikky538 | 28

#6179537 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:41

then we should call it open-mic knockout..

mct_1087 | 27

#6179544 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:43

An open-bottle knockout.

By Steve95401 | 49

#6179539 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:42

I have seen musicians who were magicians because they could make an audience disappear.

By PossiblyInDanger | 24

#6179552 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:46

Mictality!

By kirbs19 | 37

#6179555 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:46

Practice, practice, practice! You need to see if other people like yours material family, friends, colleges. And do some research on WHO will be there on open mic night! That way you won't get knocked out.

By Exodiafinder687 | 58

#6179559 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:48

I bet the audience though that was the best punchline of the night.

fluffiest | 10

#6179987 - Thursday 22 January 2015 5:03

You beat me to the punch

By drayloon | 50

#6179561 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:48

I guess he was done waiting for the punch line

edit: ah, shit, jus one comment too late