FML : Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only...

Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By saywhatnow - / Wednesday 25 November 2009 20:26 / United States

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By joemk2012 | 0

#688680 - Thursday 26 November 2009 5:03

Ask him if his tiny penis told him to say that.

By perdix | 29

#688581 - Thursday 26 November 2009 3:45

You should have pepper-sprayed him in the eyes and kept your crown!

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By TheLoneWolf87 | 4

#688455 - Thursday 26 November 2009 1:46

First

MikeHawke | 0

#688521 - Thursday 26 November 2009 2:39

Do you spam refresh on FML just so you can get the first post?
Pretty sure you're a prime candidate for an FML story.

Also, @OP, YDI for being ugly

totalbadass | 0

#688582 - Thursday 26 November 2009 3:45

YDI for having a small cock.

By Emperor_Jim | 0

#688462 - Thursday 26 November 2009 1:49

At least he was honest...

CHEESYBIGMAC | 0

#688542 - Thursday 26 November 2009 3:02

cant argue with that

KittehKatt | 0

#1086601 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 23:45

Well,
At least you don't know him.

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#688468 - Thursday 26 November 2009 1:53

Someone you don't know dissed you! Oh noes! Your life is over! You might as well go jump off a fucking overpass now.

psyx | 0

#688756 - Thursday 26 November 2009 5:59

You forgot to call her fat.

By hXcsoccerplaya | 0

#688469 - Thursday 26 November 2009 1:54

sorry bro but if random guys tell you you look bad you pretty much hit rock bottom.
FLY though.

ElMundio87 | 0

#689193 - Thursday 26 November 2009 14:45

FLY my pretties, FLY

By natasha_m | 3

#688492 - Thursday 26 November 2009 2:14

LOL! that's funny, not the end of the world though. He's an effing messed up stranger why would you care...

By misunderstood52 | 0

#688562 - Thursday 26 November 2009 3:22

that sucks, but hey, what are you gonna do about those kinds of people?

By sydeshow | 0

#688573 - Thursday 26 November 2009 3:37

I spit my drink reading that. sounds like something I'd say. lmao

By thyestes | 0

#688574 - Thursday 26 November 2009 3:38

Some stranger stopped you just to insult you, FHL not yours.

By perdix | 29

#688581 - Thursday 26 November 2009 3:45

You should have pepper-sprayed him in the eyes and kept your crown!

getfokinrektm8 | 9

#6616259 - Friday 27 May 2016 18:16

assault someone because they called you ugly. what a genius idea

shabadabba | 14

#6695771 - Tuesday 27 September 2016 3:01

no you'd be assaulting a guy so that you could stay the most beautiful person

By jillz | 0

#688623 - Thursday 26 November 2009 4:24

If he felt the need to stop you just to tell you that, then he wasn't a real man. FYL

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