Illness, Housework and Lazy: Thanks for the help - FML

Thanks for the help

By Anonymous - 12/04/2021 14:00

Today, both my mom and I are very ill, while her boyfriend is perfectly fine. Somehow, this means that I’m the one having to take care of my mom, myself, the household and 6 pets, while he does nothing, goes on trips and leaves dirt all over the house when he’s here. FML

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ojoRojo 27

Monday 12 April 2021 14:57

Sounds like he’s gotta shape up or ship out

kimdaa 12

Saturday 10 April 2021 18:32

Tough love Tuesday: speak up!

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kimdaa 12

Saturday 10 April 2021 18:32

Tough love Tuesday: speak up!

ojoRojo 27

Monday 12 April 2021 14:57

Sounds like he’s gotta shape up or ship out

rainbowdonnareed 18

Monday 12 April 2021 19:51

Say something wow what a jerk

John Bigger 3

Monday 12 April 2021 22:32

Move to your own place

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