Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I married the love of my life, which was meant to stay secret until we can afford a ceremony. I opened Facebook to see that my hubby’s mom made a post about it, called me her new daughter-in-law, and tagged me. All 3 things we specifically asked her not to do. FML
Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
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Top comments
CharliesCool2084 8
Congratulations!
shayshayshazam 14
He's clearly joking lol. Personally I find it funny!
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Comments (254)
mtrrace 4
He's a poet and he didt know it
thatoneguy79 10
He knows he's a poet and uses Facebook to show it.
Techtacular 0
Hey, he has humor! You found a winner, darling.
thatoneguy79 10
That man of yours has one heck of a pitch; he even managed to post that without a flinch. Whether or not you ditch is up to you. If it caused an itch, then talk to him, but try to refrain from acting like a witch if you want him to give you an inch. I would like to think that since your were married to him you would know whether or not he posted this in a joking manner. I know that I have a little too much respect for women in general to post something like that, but that is just me. Hope you already let him know it bothers you.
xplainphrox 8
Wow!!! Refuse to file the papers and print out his Facebook page and take it with you to court and have your marriage annulled!!! No sense finding out down the road, a few years from now, how much he really isn't worthy of you... He's inconsiderate and down right rude!!! Good luck, whatever you choose!!!
titzenpitzer 9
So you finally woke up? Harsch, right? I mean reality
THE_A_TEEN 28
Just because OP's soon-to-be husband posted something on Facebook that OP didn't like doesn't mean OP was ignorant about reality until now. I'm sorry, but that was neither funny nor clever.
Myo_fml 20
I wouldn't take it too personally, he probably just wanted to post something he thought sounded clever and that just happened to rhyme.
AnimationStation 3
I'm sure Mr Tactless/Bitter has good points...... Maybe he can host a mean BBQ....... =/
blahmemeblah 3
At least he has his own sense of humor :)
CustardAndPie 13
So basically, either you have no sense of humour, or your husband is a dick. Good luck trying to make that marriage last!
posie94 7
You just married a poet girl!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Poet girl?
posie94 7
Fail. I forgot the comma after poet.