Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I married the love of my life, which was meant to stay secret until we can afford a ceremony. I opened Facebook to see that my hubby’s mom made a post about it, called me her new daughter-in-law, and tagged me. All 3 things we specifically asked her not to do. FML
Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
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Top comments
CharliesCool2084 8
Congratulations!
shayshayshazam 14
He's clearly joking lol. Personally I find it funny!
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Comments (254)
Finnick_fml 12
He either called you that so his guy friends would think he's 'cool' or he somehow finds it to be a (twisted) term of endearment/cute. Either way, I think he was joking, too - I doubt he'd be stupid enough to post something like that on Facebook if he wasn't :)
fabulosogurlee 7
He's a keeper!!!
Sparks808 10
Obviously he is a keeper or she wouldn't have married him.
21jason 9
Don't be such a bitch about it.
numbersystem 4
Which proves the point! Lol
koolkat27 13
15- he called her a bitch on her wedding day! even if it was a joke, its a dumbass move.
gracehi 33
Hopefully he was joking. But if it really bothers you I suggest talking to him about it, and I mean TALKING, calmly, not yelling. You don't want this behavior to continue if it hurts your feelings, but on the other hand you don't want to punish him for something he didn't realize was hurtful.
rubberduckie94 13
It does seem kind of bitchy(at least rude) to be checking your Facebook on the way to your wedding reception. I am sure he was joking though
MEM0817 18
How is it bitchy or rude of OP to check her Facebook while she was ON HER WAY to the reception? Has no one caught onto the fact her newly husband beat her to it and not only checked his Facebook but inappropriately updated his status? So for everyone saying YDI because she checked it, her hubbs already beat her to the punch with a status that wasnt so nice. (Even though im sure he was trying to be funny)
rubberduckie94 13
I think her new hubby probably realized she would not be able, even on her wedding day, to resist checking so he put this up as a joke to her. I find it rude because who cares what's happening in face book when you just made the most official decision of your life official. The bride and the groom should be focused on each other and in that moment not worried about writing a few words on the Internet.
skylersilcon 3
you should post me and dickwad are going to be divorced sooner than we got married if he keeps referring to me as "his bitch"!! lol
ohSNAPyall 27
Or maybe just tell him that his joke embarrasses you and ask him to take it down before Mom, Grandma and everyone else see it. That way you won't be stressing about it during the reception.
brianjman14 23
Shame on him! He has such bad grammar! It's "The bitch and I." Sorry, had a grammar nazi moment there...
guitarbeast 22
But then it wouldn't be as poetic
OffToTheGayBar 9
I beg to differ, "The Bitch and I" seems like an amazing play of poetic quality. It'll make you laugh. It'll make you cry. It'll make you contract diabeetus from the sheer heart-wrenching sweetness.
DAHONKEY 0
Cough cough, Freak
llamafish 25
At least it rhymes! :)
Jawzx01 7
Congratulations! You got the point!!! Idiot.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Congratulation, you're now a rude arse-hole!
BRLHP 24
Time for a divorce.
thatoneguy79 10
I believe the common vows include phrases to the effect of "for better or worse" and " till death do us part". Friendships are ended over petty words. Marriages are usually a bit more substantial. Of course, your thought process could be indicative of why so many people get divorced today. Divorce is not equivalent to un-friending someone on Facebook.
elliotb94 9
He's the man of your dreams I'm sure you can let him off just this once :)
br0ccoli 15
Give a man an inch and he'll take a mile. One time is one too many. Mean words means pouty lips, both sets of them. He better calm himself and get in line or there will be no after-after party.