Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I married the love of my life, which was meant to stay secret until we can afford a ceremony. I opened Facebook to see that my hubby’s mom made a post about it, called me her new daughter-in-law, and tagged me. All 3 things we specifically asked her not to do. FML
Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
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Top comments
CharliesCool2084 8
Congratulations!
shayshayshazam 14
He's clearly joking lol. Personally I find it funny!
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Comments (254)
natsaysheyyy 16
*The bitch and I
RendarSelin 5
Even joking, maybe he should show a lil more tact on your special day. Leave the "jokes" for the guys while having a pint. (And yes, ladies, while you're not around, we do refer to you as ball & chain/bitch/nag joking with the guys...but we still hold you close in our hearts)
Objectofdespair 1
He prob just wanted to rhyme
alliecat1876 2
I bet he's not the man of your dreams anymore...
zander4310 5
lol at the first 6+ comments all getting thumbs down
Phr0zen 11
It is probably just a poor choice of words or a tasteless joke.
heyyhowsitgoing 9
welcome to married life
edgardallas5151 1
Ayeee! Agree
lowshadows 21
add that to ur wedding vows ha!
MEM0817 18
He must love you more... he not only checked Facebook before you, but updated his status as well! You on the other hand only thought to check Facebook and not even update your status! Gosh.