Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I married the love of my life, which was meant to stay secret until we can afford a ceremony. I opened Facebook to see that my hubby’s mom made a post about it, called me her new daughter-in-law, and tagged me. All 3 things we specifically asked her not to do. FML
Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
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Top comments
CharliesCool2084 8
Congratulations!
shayshayshazam 14
He's clearly joking lol. Personally I find it funny!
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Comments (254)
Igor_g5 0
I'm sure he was just jokin around. You know, a cute little rhyme. Congratulations. Hope you have a long, happy marriage.
vbmg152 19
Buy a sense of humor!! What the hell were you doing checking Facebook on your wedding day, anyway?
labanana_fml 5
thats funny
kaitie5628 0
Awh dont worry hes joking! all i have to say is congrats:D
hahasooo 2
what does "me and the bitch just got hitched mean?"
tkosoccer 4
married bro
hahasooo 2
thanks bro.
kaymi 17
I would heart him for a status like that. Then tell him I'm gonna beat him. :).
killaKT 2
It's just the rhyme factor you can order that as decoration for a bachelor party, just chill. Besides clearly he knows you can see it so I doubt he would post in seriousness
pokefan813 16
I'm very sure it was just an immature joke, OP. Keep your head up and congratulations on your marriage. :3
groupleader 7
Unfriend him.....now!
SSGDE6USArmy 0
Hurry get him a beer before it starts, too late the nagging has begun F his Life !!!!