Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I married the love of my life, which was meant to stay secret until we can afford a ceremony. I opened Facebook to see that my hubby’s mom made a post about it, called me her new daughter-in-law, and tagged me. All 3 things we specifically asked her not to do. FML
Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
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Top comments
CharliesCool2084 8
Congratulations!
shayshayshazam 14
He's clearly joking lol. Personally I find it funny!
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Comments (254)
Jewnut 0
he could be joking. or he could be serious, people get married to the wrong person all the time just because they "slipped" into it
Shadow_Blues 10
He and his rhyming have terrible timing. xD
kevinn95 0
Dont over react every guy calls his girl that specially around friends its no big deal u might not like it but its nothing bad my friends always ask me wheres ur bitch at it doesnt mean any disrespect unless u really are a bitch hahaha
THE_A_TEEN 28
Uhh, I'm a guy, and I didn't call my previous girlfriend a "bitch" around my friends. Don't generalize. Also, bitch means *****, prostitute, call girl, *****, ho, etc. Yes, it's offensive. Lastly, can you type that in English next time?
natsaysheyyy 16
That's very rude. If I found out that my boyfriend ever called me "the bitch," he'd be single the same hour...
kevinn95 0
Take everything word for word why dont u of course i dont mean everyone its impossible for me to speak for every guy since i havent met them all genius And i was just trying to make a point just cuz u say something doesnt mean its true like in spanish a girl would call her boyfriend her gordo which means fat.. Its a sign of affection not necessarily what actually means
Myo_fml 20
That's still not in English. :P
spinx13 0
funny shit lol
idl3mind 0
Lighten up and put your phone down. You're supposed to be on your honeymoon, right?
hateevryone 15
Prepare yourself
xo_angel_ox 0
you couldnt wait until after to check your phone? thats a little sad.. and something a high school girl would be upset about, not a married woman.
falafalo 25
There are plenty of women who would be bothered by the love of their life calling them a bitch on their wedding day for all of their friends and family to see. A husband is supposed to love and respect his wife. He failed on the first day...
COolErKiD1414 0
HEY IT RYHMES!!!!
mckels 2
Why were either of you on fb on your wedding day to begin with?
mld4657 28
I'm so glad my fiance doesn't have a fb he would so post something very similiar and I would like it and laugh my ass off.