By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
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shayshayshazam 14

He's clearly joking lol. Personally I find it funny!

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mandacakes12 2

If you think about it, it rhymes.. Could be why he said it? Lol, he's probably just joking anyways.

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tkosoccer 4

Glad to hear he's already respecting you

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JSylvestre 6

To me, he was just rhyming :)

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maxamus951852 3

Lol i thought it was pretty funny, but I'm a guy. The way I see it is that it was just a joke and everyone saying to dump him are retards.

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jayisacooter 1

AND?? Your pro Len is what exactly?? His statement was true - right?? And WHY THE **** are you posting here on your wedding day???

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THE_A_TEEN 27

The FML was posted today, that doesn't mean the FML moment happened on the same day.

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wyattshack 4

The bitch and I*

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shawnaishere 14

I think he was just trying to find a word that rhymes with hitch and the only word that came to mind was well... Bitch. So OP don't take it to heart.

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