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He may have just sunburned a good portion of his body, making any movement painful. Btw, OP, you should take this opportunity to peel your skin but keep it all intact, so it's like a suit of dead skin!

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Then he could turn the skin into a bagpipe and he'd have so much fun playing it that it wouldn't matter that he fried his dick! (Or that he's playing a bagpipe made out of a dried penis skin....)

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70/73: Not really that irrelevant. I think he's enforcing the fact that inexperienced children shouldn't be giving sex/relationship advice. and if you are experienced with sex then you're a whore who's brought shame to their family.

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That is true, when my junk gets sunburned my wife jerks me off with aloe vera and it feels amazing! Loljk I've never had sex and women won't go near me. :(

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if he has nothing to do and is sunburnt, my guess is he has no friends, and was swimming alone. If so, either suck it up or swim

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maybe he produces a lot of semen and has to get rid of it because if he doesn't it hurts his balls or he is always hard

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You all say that as though the XboX has not been hacked before. It has been, many times. No damage was done because nothing useful was inside it.

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57- the reason 47 said that is because 11 said "you could have a great time playing psn..oh wait.." because us psn members got hacked not too long ago and we were down for about 25 days. so 47 was saying to all the people that commented about xbox being better that they were implying that xbox never gor hacked before but it did. i think i recall it being down for two weeks a couple years ago. during christmas? i dunno but i hope i cleared that up for you and your hostile comment.

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57- the reason 47 said that is because 11 said "you could have a great time playing psn..oh wait.." because us psn members got hacked not too long ago and we were down for about 25 days. so 47 was saying to all the people that commented about xbox being better that they were implying that xbox never gor hacked before but it did. i think i recall it being down for two weeks a couple years ago. during christmas? i dunno but i hope i cleared that up for you and your hostile comment.

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PS3, Xbox, who cares? I own an Xbox but I have no issue with PS3s because I think gaming is gaming. Unless you think you're cooler than the person next to you because of your KD, or you're an 8 year old who whined until your mommy bought you your console. In which case you need to just calm down.

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I have a PS3 and an Xbox. I don't really get the whole rivalry. Playstation has been round for longer, it's probably what a lot of people played before xbox even existed. personally I prefer Xbox now, but nothing bet the PS2 or Sega Megadrive. :D Oh, and I'm a woman, and my boyfriend is the one who had to make me a sandwich.

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I love how much controversy came about because of three words. Perhaps I was just giving OP an honest piece of advice to cure his woes. Woes of boredom.

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Sorry, I don't have the greatest grammar.. ^^' But someone please explain to me what I did wrong in that sentence so I don't screw that up again. D:

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My thoughts exactly haha. I don't know nor do I think I want to know what parts of you are burned or how they got that way, but poor OP. Rub yourself down with aloe, drink lots of water, and sleep it off. And stay away from porn or you'll just be torturing yourself.

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Haha nice. Unless that reminds him of hot sex he had while using fire and ice condoms and then he gets a boner that can't be satisfied :( Quick, think about old grannies OP! Unless you're into that sort of thing...

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