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Eww, that's why I don't have a dog.
sell him to a Chinese restaurant instead!
get over it
Neuter your dog.
Did your dog tell you or are you in the habit of inspecting his balls?
don't act like you didn't love it ;p
Yea lotsa fun...hope there's no happy ending...
1) how did you know they were sunburnt 2) how did your dog get sunburn there?
17....win! :p
............. how did you find out?...... :/ and that's why you either don't get a dog, or you get a FEMALE dog. With pets comes responsibilities. Even if you don't like it.
anyone who really loves their dog shouldn't have a problem and their life is definitely not f**ked.
I guess sharpie loves his/ her dog... and it's balls?
Just what i was wondering! OP, did you just take it upon yourself molest your dog or were you instructed to do so by a vet or other reliable persons?
YDI for not neutering.
sounds like a Hand j0b to me...
hawwwwtttt
I am proud of you. By getting a pet, you assumed the job of caring for it. Even if it is something "gross". And you are standing up to that promise of caring I suspect you will be an excellent parent.
burnt hairy meatballs
YDI for having to moisturize your dog's testicles because they got sunburnt.
Agree with 62. People, please neuter your dogs. Pet overpopulation is really sad. That being said, I have a white poodle, so I know how easily a pink-skinned dog can get burned... which is exactly why i keep sunblock SPRAY and aloe SPRAY around. Seriously, look into it. No need to be rubbing things when you can take care of it with a spray bottle. I'm all for doing what's best for your dog, but umm... this really edges into weird territory.
YDI for not enjoying it
130 WINstiality :P btw it's ********** not be'A'stiality
dont have too much fun..
kennylou lol catface
aw poor doggy
I'm not sure what went on so I can't comment too much but surely you have some responsibility for this as it is your pet and surely you thought it was too hot for you dog?
did he redrocket on you?
lmbo epic
Deadpool jokes 10/10- ign Would play again
u like it~ lol jk
lol soo truuu
did we really need to know about this?? fyl and ydi at the same time:D
LOL !
:( haha that's why I only have girl dogs! it bad enough to have to rub your bf. let alone a dog
"its bad enough you have to rub your bf"?! If you actually care about them, you should like pleasuring your bf, maybe you should try girls...
she just wants to talk about herself doing sexual things for attention..... no offence, it's true haha.
ur ******* hot
I mean 56 ur really hot
I defiantley don't but thanks ur saying I can get with twenty eight different guys
o ok
Ohh shnap. He must have loved you for that one.
lol xD
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did he redrocket on you?
lol. It rubs the lotion on the skin... I bet your dog will never look at you the same.