purpleamandapand

About Purpleamandapand

A small town girl in Ontario, Canada. Young, in high school, spending my time reading other people's misfortune :)

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Purpleamandapand's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hlev24 - / Tuesday 3 March 2009 00:11 / United States

Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 2 April 2012 19:42 / United States

Today, I found out that all the things I've lent to my best friend over the last few years that have never been returned were actually pawned off so she could pay her cable bill. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Kelly - / Monday 2 April 2012 18:44 / United States - Roseville

Today, I was re-watching my wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle, you could hear my grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." FML

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